Time to connect the two shows together as one.

It was a warm summer day, and I decided to see what this place my mom told me about called, "The Mystery Shack," I already know this place sounds like a weird tourist trap just to scam a few hundred people out of a few hundred bucks.

"Okay so it's supposed to be right here," I said.

I then run into a totem pole.

"Ow what the fruit?" I said censoring myself horribly.

I look up to see a house with the words, "Mystery Shack," on top, although the S seems to be at the tipping point off the roof, that's probably a safety precaution.

I walk up to the enter sign. There was a another sign that said, "Tours Adults: $50, Children: $49"

"$49?" I asked, "This better be worth every penny."

I pay for the tour and got a walking tour held by, what I think was the owner, Stan, or as he likes to call himself, Mr. Mystery, like anyone actually calls him that.

"And right here is one of most mysterious findings out of the forest of Gravity Falls," said Stan "The reclusive Giant Diaper Monkey."

Its literally just a giant stuff gorilla with a pair of Grampers on. Please don't ask me how I know what it is, long story short my granddad was......he was nuts.

He then shows us some weird looking landline phone.

"And this marvelous contraption is the opposite phone, it tells you what you don't want to hear," said Stan as he hits the speaker button.

"At the tone the time will be 45 miles per hour," said the phone, "Tomorrows forecast calls for clear skys with occasional Ice Cream."

I think he just ripped those off from the second episode of Digimon.

After the tour was over I left somewhat annoyed.

"If this place didn't do the all sales final gimmick I get my money back," I said as I left.

"I told you that phone wouldn't work Mr. Pines," said one of the workers.

"Can it Soos it worked perfectly," said Stan.

Better get back before mom takes away my phone, again.

That's the second chapter, leave a comment and a vote if you liked it see you guys next time.