Yoda opened a Group chat

Yoda
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Yifan
You finally banged him.

Kai
YES

Yoda
What?
No.
Kai what do you mean YES?

Kai
Nothing

Yifan
How is this mission accomplished?

Yoda
The aim was to spent time with him which I did

Yifan
I don’t know who you are anymore. So what did you spend time doing? Braiding each other’s hair while talking about your periods

Yoda
Fxck no. I have a dick and balls you asshole.

Yifan
Then act like it. I bet your boxers are filled with cobwebs and dust from lack of use.

Yoda
Not everything is about sex man. I’m taking things slow with Baek.

Lay
I didn’t get a chance to mention this before but Baekhyun is freaking hot. That is definitely a score.

Kai
I agree. Good choice man.

Yifan
He is literally sex on legs and this is why I can’t believe you haven’t banged him. How do you bear the blue balls?

Yoda
I take the pain like a man.

Yifan
You don’t have to live this way. Even Kai and Lay got some today.

Yoda
I’m not worried about Lay, his sugar daddy always keeps him satisfied.

Lay has left the group chat

Kai
Can we not talk about my older brother like that?

Yifan
It’s no secret Suho has the hots for Lay and they bang once in a while.

Kai has left group chat

Yoda added Lay and Kai to group chat

Yoda
Stop being dramatic guys. If you leave again I will never add you back. Now can someone explain how our innocent Kai 'got some'?

Yifan
He left in a rush with the cutie you hooked him up with. Luhan said Kyungsoo had a lot of fun *wink wink*.

Lay
What happened to 'I will only do it with someone I love'?

Yoda
I’m not sure if I should be proud or disappointed.

Kai
It was love at first sight.
Kyungsoo is my soul mate.
Don’t judge our love.

Yifan
Love at first sight doesn’t exist.

Kai
Says the guy who went goo goo eyes for our waiter.

Yifan left group chat

Yoda
Dude you met him less than 10 hours ago.

Kai
And your point is?

Yoda
I give up.

Yoda added Yifan back to group chat.

Yoda
Final warning.

Lay
Am I the only one wondering why Yeol changed his username to Yoda?

Yifan
I was afraid of the answer.

Kai
Yeah what’s up with that?

Yoda
Baek’s new nickname for me.

Yifan
You do know that Yoda is an ugly little alien from star wars right?

Yoda
Yes I know that but I like it.

Kai
Whipped

Lay
XD

Yifan
I give up. Baek literally has your balls in his hands. Where is my real friend?

Yoda
Dude I literally just got rid on a boner and you say something like that.

Kai
Triggered

Lay
How do these two things affect each other?

Yoda
Because now I literally can’t erase the image on Baek holding my balls with those beautiful hands of his.
Shit.

Yifan
Noooooooo…I didn’t need that image.

Kai
Me too

Lay
What image?

Yoda
Thank you Kris for giving me another problem.

Yoda left group chat

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