Welcome to The Writer's Block. A place you can find just down the block. Here is where I'll type random oneshots and mini-scenes from various stories and fandoms. There are those times where you get a really good idea, but you can't put it in your story since it's not relevant. Updates may or may not be frequent depending on how much random fluff I decide to put here. It's sorta like filler or a place to vent out my random ideas. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless! I'll update it whenever I get ideas or write small stuff.

Fandom: Overwatch
Type of oneshot: x Reader
Character(s): McCree

Universe: "OH SH*T IT'S DAT BOI!"

Your POV

"So why are we going to a high school again?" I followed Jesse trying to imitate his fast pace.

"I have someone I need to talk to." He blatantly replied.

"And I need to be here because...?"

"I wanted you to tag along." He looked back at me, smirking.

"What benefit will I get from going with you??"

"Wanna find out?" He stopped and turned around abruptly, putting me right in his face while swiftly putting an arm around my waist. I felt my face heat up. I quickly looked away.

"N-Not funny, Jesse..." He let me go and smiled at me.

"I live for those innocent looks of yours." He continued walking.

"And as for the reason why I brought you... I wanted some company. And I think you'd see eye to eye with this kid."

"This kid?" I questioned.

"Follow me and you'll see."

"Poet and ya just don't know it." I clicked my tongue and he let out a little chuckle. I heard some distant rapping and dog barks in the background.

"Wait! Over here!" Jesse dragged me behind a wall of one of the portables (Basically, if you don't know what that is, it's like a small classroom outside) I finally managed to hear the lyrics of the rap. It was a stupid rap about doggystyle sex. I heard Jesse snickering beside me. He covered his mouth and peered around the wall. There were some girls twerking and some guys getting down to it. Teens these days...

"Which one of these kids are we looking for?" I couldn't hold back my laugh. But when it got to the weird barking part that really got me. I couldn't hold my laugh back anymore. I put my hand on Jesse's shoulder to help me keep my balance. He did the same as we laughed in unison. We continued watching them.
"H-Hold on let me film this." I said between laughs. I could hear Jesse laughing behind me.

"Did you hear something?" One of the girls said and everyone froze. Our laughs immediately stopped. I covered my mouth but Jesse was still giggling so I slapped a hand over his mouth and looked around.
"That kid. The blonde one. He owes me some money."
"... How much exactly?"
"I keep that confidential, sweetheart." He tipped his hat while smirking. They continued to do their little rave thing and we kept spying on them. We continued giggling at their little party. They were also drinking. Bad teens.
"Let's go." He motioned for me to follow him. He made it so that his hat covered his eyes. I casually followed him as he made his dramatic entrance.

"Hey, kid. You owe me some money." He went up to the blonde boy.
"Who the hell are you?" He gawked at his appearance.
"The name's McCree." He lifted his hat. The blonde took a few steps back in fear.
"S-Sir! I'm sorry I forgot!" The other kids gathered around us.
"Back away from him!" I quickly drew my sword to deflect the 'attack' and yes, I have a sword. Luckily fencing practice with Genji increased my reaction time. The sword I had was a blunt wooden one. Because of that, I only injured their arm a little bit.

"Fuck!" They reeled back. It wasn't even that hard of a hit.
"You alright, little lassie?" Jesse looked back.
"No need for the weird nicknames. Get the money and we're out of here." I readied my sword while Jesse was negotiating with the blonde. They had bats and chairs. Great. Just remember your training, (Y/n). I'll have to get rid of their weapons first and go for their legs so they can't get back up. The first girl ran at me with a metal bat and I easily dodged her swings. They were all over the place and unsteady. She was probably nervous. I crashed my sword into the bat causing her to lose grip. I whipped my sword at her shin and she fell down, crying.
"You messed with the wrong girl, bitch." I put a foot on her chest. She looked at me, terrified.
"Woah! Watch your language, little lassie!" Jesse continued watching me. I went to the next guy who had a metal chair. I deflected his chair by holding the other end of my sword and smacking it out of his hands by going for his wrist. He dropped the chair and held onto his wrist. That should keep'em.
"You get'em (Y/n)!" He cheered.
"Could you- give me a... Hand!?" I whipped my sword at a dude's thigh. That's gotta hurt. He groaned in pain and fell to the ground. Three more. Fantastic. I tossed my sword over to Jesse and grabbed a chair. I unfolded the chair and blocked the other chair attack. I pushed them back between the two chair legs. I gave them a smack on the head and their head moulded onto the chair. Ouch. I swear I didn't hit them that hard.

"OUCH! GET'EM GIRL! WEED'EM OUT!" Jesse cheered behind me.

"SHUT UP AND HELP ME!" I smacked a kid with the chair while looking back at him. He sighed and walked over. He used his metal arm to 'chop' a guy in the head and he passed out.

"I got the money, now let's get out of here before someone notices us."

"Good idea. By the way, that kid isn't the only one who owes someone money." I nudged him on the arm.

"Alright, alright I'm sorry for dragging you along." He pat my head as we walked back to the base. 

And that's it for the first chapter of The Writer's Block! Usually they'll be short since they're just random ideas that pop up out of nowhere sooo yea! Read these if you're bored or just don't lol. Anyways! I'll update the next time I get a weird or funny idea.

-Mango