Herbcat, the medicine cat of ThunderClan, sat underneath a tree. She saw a bunch of cats in the camp doing stuff, and she sighed dramatically. "I'M SO BORED!" Herbcat complained to no one in particular. 

 Herbcat's sister, Clancat, walked up to her full of annoyance. "GO DO SOMETHING THEN!! RECIVE A PROPHECY OR WHATEVER!" then she went back to flirting with Cooldude, who everyone loved for some reason.

 Herbcat glared. her sister didn't like her, and that was unfair!! Just because Herbcat was the stereotypical, grumpy and rude cliche medicine cat, doesn't mean she can hate on her like she does! Feeling generally unappreciated, Herbcat went back inside the dark medicine den. She gasped in ShOcK!!!11111!!!

 Three StarClan cats were sitting on her herbs!! Her precious herbs, the things she used to heal the clan in their time of need!!  "GET OFFA MY HERBS!!" She screamed, furiously shooting fireballs at the StarClan cats. 

 "DONT YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?" One of them huffed while getting burned to a crisp, and they were a white cat with blue eyes. "I AM GHOSTFEET, THE DEAD DEPUTY BEFORE AMAZINGHEART!"

 "Wow!" Herbcat gasped, forgetting all about her herbs.

 "I am the former medicine cat, Flowerspit!" Another cat added.

 "OH! FLOWERSPIT I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! IM SO SORRY I BEG FOR MERCY!" Herbcat wailed, bowing to her ghosty mentor.

 The third StarClan cat spoke up (oh boy what's she going to say??). "I'm a reguler warrior who is here for some reason! The author is too lazy to write about me, so now I'm going to disapear!" The third cat dissapeared!!!!

 Ghostfeet didn't care about the dissapearance and meowed carefreely, "WE HAVE A PROPHECY FOR YOU TO SHARE, HERBCAT!"

 "Oooh is it something exxiting??" Herbcat exlamied, with her tail turning into a sword for some reason. "GIMME THE PROPECHY!"

 "Ya" Flowerspit agreed. "Give the medicine cat the prophecy, Ghostfeet!" 

"fine but dont complain if you dont like it!" Ghostfeet made sound. (So much detail! How amazing!)

 Suddenly, Ghostfeet's beautiful starry fur glowed even brighter, and his eyes went all magical. "AHEM! An awesome kit will use her awesomeness to slay the evil traitors. NOW WE WILL FADE AWAY MSTERIOUSLY, BECAUSE THIS IS STARCLAN PROPHECY-GIVING CUSTOMS!!"

 "Yay!!" Flowerspit cheered, happy to be of service to the clans.

 "Okie, we gotta go know good luck lol" Ghostfoot chortled, and then screechy music played in the backround as both cats faded away with a pop. 

 "WAIT!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT OBVIOUS PROPHECY COULD MEAN!! COME BACK FLOWERSPIT!!! I NEED YOU IM JUST A MEDICINE CAT WHO IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DECIPHER PROPHECIES!!" Herbcat howld, starting to sob uncontrollably.

 But all was silence. Herbcat looked around in despair, and then went back to miserably sorting hrbs, not even thinking to tell the leader about the mysteiorus prophecy.  

 Suddenly again, Leaderstar, the leader of ThunderClan, stormed into Herbcat's den. "HERBCAT!" He cryed. "THE CLAN NEEDS YOU!!"

 "WHAT?" Herbcat snapped, her swordtail pointed at Leaderstar's throat. "BE NICE!"

 "S... sorry Herbcat!!" Leaderstar whimpered, glancing tehe sword. "But Sweetlick is kitting! She looks death-y!"

  "GrEaT sTaRcLaN! WE GO AT ONCE!" Herbcat yelled, and her tail turned back into a reguler tail. She stampeded out of the den, leaving Leaderstar in the dust. 

 She heard cries of pain from the nursery, and then a yelp of "HELP!! IM DYING!! MY KITTING IS GOING WRONG AND IM ANNOYED THAT THE AUTHOR USED THE CLICHE PROLOGUE WHERE QUEENS DIE DURING THE KITTING OF THE MAIN CHARACTER!!"

 Herbcat raced into the nursery, and she saw Sweetlick on the floor, looking all death-y just as Leaderstar described. 

 "MY MATE IS DYING DONT JUST STAND THEIR U IDIOT" Mountaindew screamed, appearing out of nowhere and launching himself at Herbcat in his franticness. Herbcat fought Mountaindew off with her sword, and then the blue-green tom collapsed on the ground with depression.

 Ignoring him, Herbcat sttrutted over to Sweetlick. The beautiful silver she-cat was panting, and she had blood pouring out of her for gory affects.

  "I'll save u!" Herbcat declared. She fed Sweetlick a bunch of magical herbs that she magically summoned out of the air, and Sweetlick was magically healed. 

 "Wow! I feel a lot better now, thx! Oh shoot I think the kits are coming!!!!! OH THE PAIN HELP ME IM DYING AGAIN" Sweetlick screehed dramatically. 

 "dont worry I'm a doctor with magical herbs that fix everything!" Herbcat assured her, and then shoved more herbs into her mouth. Numbing ALL the pain using medicine that usually twolegs can only do, Sweetlick gave birth to a bunch of kits. 

 The first kit was a dark brown tom with a lighter-striped underbelly, the second kit was a large puffy silver tabby tom with folded ears, the third kit was a blue-green tom with fiery silver splotches and the forth kit was a awesome-looking blue she-cat!!

 "They're so beautiful Im dying again!!" Sweetlick sobbed, licking her newborn kits.

 Rolling her eyes in anger, Herbcat stomped out of the den without even checking if Mountaindew and Sweetlick were okay, which she probably should have done since she is the medicine cat. 

Herbcat pondered the prophecy of awesomeness.  "Hmmm.... I wonder what the prophecy could be about?"

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(A/N: Do you guys like it so far? Is it as funny as I hoped it was going to be? Who do you think the prophecy will be about, wink wink? >:) Be sure to comment on your favorite funny parts, and thanks for reading so far!