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Awesomekit sat up. She was very booooooorrrreddddd. None of her brothers were any fun! Inside the nursery her brothers were asleep like lazy sulgu-heads, and Sweetlick was having a romance-thing with Mountaindew. 

 "WHY DOES NO ONE WANRT TO PKAY WITH ME??" Awesomekti cried. 

 "Cuase your mean and rough" Kitkit growled, shkaing his brown-striped fur.  

 "WELL IF U DONT LIKE ME THAN ILL HAVE TO JATTACK U!" Aesomekit declaired, and jumped onto Kitkit's back with a ylow. 

 Her second brother, Dogkit, lead a march at Awesomekit and then the three kits got into a nuclear war, throwing bombs nd fireballs at each other.

 But her third bother, Houndkit, screamed, "SHUT UP U IDIOTS AND LET ME SLEEP"

 Awesomekit rolled off ov Dogkit's paw and muttered, "Why is everybody so boring I hate life and I want to die"

 "Dont die my sweet kit your my only good kit! The rest are toms, I dont like toms" Sweetlick meowed, appearing in the entrance to the nyrsery. 

 Kitkit started to sob, while Dogkit threw more nuclear bombs. Suddenly Awesomekit remembered that Mothercat and her ktis were in the ttnrusery too!!!!!111!!!

 Awesomekit saw Mothercat sleeping in a corner while her kits were just staring tat the nuclear bomb war. 

 "DO ANY OF U WANT TO TAKE THE HONOR OF PLAYING WITH AWESOMEKIT?" Awesomekit shouted, and shook her blue fur everywhere.

 "No way your stuck up and spoiled and everyone hates u" Dogwaterkit hissed, and Dogkit nodded his head because he and Dogwaterkit where best friends but this important peice of information hasn't been said until now.

 Awesomekit turned towards Poopkit, Poopkit was as mouse-brained as a rock. He was just stiting there like a piece of poop. But then Awesomekit saw Bussinkit. 

 Bussinkit was awesome!!! She looked so cool and great and chill with her amazing purple eyes.

"NO! NO ONE IS CUTER AND MORE AWESOME THAN MEE!!!!" Awsokmekit screechec. 

 She lunged for Bussinkit's throat, and bit down. Bussinkit let out a yelp and hitched her claws into Awesomekit's chest. 

 Awesomekit stumbled backwards, blood and guts gushing everyehwre. 

 "HELP! HELP! THAT SAVAGE KIT ATTACKED ME!!!!!! IM DYING HELPPPP" Awesomekit elowed ay the top of her longs. 

 Bussinkit suddenly looked very guilty. "Im sorry but she attacked me frist! Self-defense, ya know."

 Mothercat gasped, awake. "HOW COULD U BUSSINKIT?? ATTACK AND TRY TO KILL AN INNCONENT KIT FRIEND!! I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!"

 Bussinkit sobbed, and fled out of the nutseyr, her tortoiseshell fur peeling off and revealing a witch underneath it. "Yay! I saved the clan!" Aweosmekit cheered.

 Dogwaterkit glared. "MY SISTER! MY SISTER HOW COULD UUUUU????? IM NOW YOUR ENEMY CAUSE EVERY MC NEEDS AN ENEMY!!"

 Dogkit and Kitkit sided with Dogwaterkit. Houndkit was still asleepm and Poopiit was all dumb and droolu. 

 "Poopkit u now my henchcat okie?" Awesomekit told Poopkit. Poopkit nodded dumbly. 

 Soon, after everythign was pregect even though her own brotther jated her, Awesomekit fell asleep. Hmmm.... what could this mean???? 

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(A/N: Okay guys! Do you still find Awesomekit amusing? I filled this chapter with SO much bad spelling! My family said it wasn't funny, but I want your opinion! Thanks a bunch for reading!)


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