Hey, I'm back.

Before you get to the story, just a quick warning:
Yes, the characters talk weird. They don't speak in complete sentences and only say the important words. No, this is not because I don't know wruds, but because they don't speak in the 'Colourful language (no, it's not swearing)', which you'll learn more about later.
This does make it a bit hard to understand at times, so if you need a translation in the 'Colourful language', I am fluent in that, so leave a comment, and I'll respond to it A.S.A.P

Thank you so much for picking this story out the hundreds of things you could be doing right now, like skiing with a sarcastic fringehead fish (google it). I appreciate it.