What would happen if Bo-Peep, Mary (she of little lamb fame) and Red Riding Hood were siblings?

But - Red is engaged to the Big Bad Wolf and nobody knows yet! What would happen at holiday supper? Would he decide to have a lamb burger for dinner?

Make the story your own- is Red a girl or guy? Is the Wolf the real culprit of Mary's missing lambs? Share your short story with us in the comments...