Oh-ho I like this one...

Welcome to Hermitpad
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of stories
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to Hermitpad
Come and take a seat
Would you like to start a war against an author you can't beat?

There's no point in fighting

It won't resurrect
Your favourite hermits that just died permadeath

Welcome to Hermitpad
Welcome to this mess
Would you like to cry at all the angst or smile at wholesomeness

Be happy
Be tearful
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to hermitpad
Put your cares aside
Here's a oneshot about Grumbo
Here's a fic where they all die
We got fanart, and theories, and crossover books

And a bunch of 30 chapters stories with all the hermits having magic and killing each other
Welcome to Hermitpad,

It'll never be a bore
'Cause a chain that you wrote once in kindly turned into a war
It's chaotic and confusing,

Oh, look now there's more!

Don't act surprised, you can't get out anymore

See hermits imprisoned

Constant killing, starting fights
Send us theories about watchers
Set the comment world alight
Start a rumor, kill Xisuma
Cause some angst between the boomers
Break up friendships to abuse them
Endless doom or endless humour in your
Here's a cheerful sounding story
Oh no, they all die

Here Grian becomes a watcher

Here he uses wings to fly
What magic creature are you?

Vex, watcher or what?

NPG's on Hermitcraft and now they're all robots

Can I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
A little bit of Hermittpad
All of the time
Happiness a tragedy
Normality a crime

Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in hermitpad

All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Happiness, a tragedy
Normality a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

But you know, it wasn't always like this...

Flashback to Season 5

As some of you know

Right before Grian joined

4 years ago

This was fan art pics,

Little fics

A oneshot or two

Then we found this space,

And made this place

Waiting... for you

You.

Insatiable you.

Sneaking only wattpad,

Barely old enough to

And we wrote all the things we wanted them to do

Now look at you

Look at you

Yooouuu

You.

Inconceivable, readable

You're writing now, you're insides out,

Look at how we grew

And if we stick together

Who knows what we'll do?

It was always the plan

And now the blood's on your hands

*laughter*

Can I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Happiness a tragedy
Normality a crime

Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in hermitpad

All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Happiness, a tragedy
Normality a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything

All of the time

I did a version of this for 300 followers with slightly changed lyrics in the middle section

This is the first of 4 Hermittpad related songs I made