Me: Tell your mother I said happy mothers day. I winced saying that lol

Stev: Lmao xD cause you know she's gonna beat you with a hammer.

Me: lol a hammer?! Holy crow Stevie..

Stev: I watched orphan today. but she said thank you! ... she asked if you wanted to come for supper. She must have taken her happy pills today xD

Me: you kill me! She's probably gonna poison me. I'd be glad to go!

Stev: YAY. she didn't really ask but see ya at 5! you already said yes.

Me: ....... dammit Stevanna.