Stev: GUESS WHAT

Me: What?!

Stev: Mommy's gettin me a puppy!!

Me: Tell mommy, daddy said no.

Stev: Tf?! you ain't livin with us!

Me: .....

Stev: When's the last time I spent a weekend with you?

Me: .....love you. have fun with the dog.

Stev: That's the part when you ask mum -____- mhm. love you too.