3rd Pov
We see Obsidian and Zakuba on a table. Playing DND

Zakuba: You enter a tavern. Fully pa-

Obsidian: Ok fire. I roll perception looking for Hot MILFS. *Rolls the dice*

Zakuba: You...

Obsidian:*Looks at the dice he rolled* 17.  Are they're any hot MILFs?

Zakuba:.... Yeah there's one hot MILF. She's the bartender.

Obsidian:*Imagining Daisy or Mirko being the hot Milf bartender* Yes! Ok. I'm gonna go up to the bar. Order a drink and then I'm gonna give her a little wink! 😎

Zakuba: Ok?*looks at the board* she uh. Notices the wink but she's a little turned off.

Obsidian: What?! Why?!

Zakuba: Cause you just came out of nowhere and Just winked at her and she barely knows you

Obsidian: Yeah uh. That's like literally impossible so...*Pulls out 🎲 filled with Argent Energy.* I ACTIVATE ARGENT ENERGY ROLL!! To make her fall in move with me *Rolls the dice*

Zakuba: You... Argent Energy Roll what?!

Obsidian: Can i go home with the MILF?

Zakuba: It's always the MILFs. Do you just play Dungeons and Dragons to pick up MILFs?

Obsidian:............ kind of.

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