Anything You Can Do
Listen to the song while reading this. It'll be funnier😂😋😊
Something funny between Zelara and Kanan.
"Anything you can do I can do better," Zelara said.
"Hah!" Kanan scoffed.
"I can do anything better than you."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can, yes, I can!"
(Cue the music)
"Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you," Kanan said.
"No, you're not," Zelara said.
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're not!"
"Yes, I am, yes I am!"
Zelara glared at Kanan.
"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge," Kanan said.
"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow," Zelara said.
"I can live on bread and cheese."
"And only on that?"
"Yep."
"So can a Lothrat..."
Kanan looked up in surprise.
"Any note you can sing I can sing higher," Kanan said.
"I can sing any note higher than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't!"
"Yes, I... CAN!"
Kanan was taken by surprise.
"How do you sing that high?" he asked.
"I'm a girl!" Zelara said.
Kanan was about to say something but didn't.
"Anything you can say I can say softer," Kanan said.
"I can say anything softer than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can, YES I CAN!"
The sudden outburst startled Kanan.
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker," Kanan said.
"I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker," Zelara said.
"I can open any safe."
"Without being caught?"
"You bet."
"That's what I thought, you crook..."
Kanan looked at Zelara, offended.
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer," Kanan said.
"I can hold any note longer than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes I can, yes I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~can..."
Kanan smiled a little.
"Yes, you can!" Kanan said.
Zelara took in the much-needed air.
"Where'd you keep all that air?" Kanan asked.
"Nhh..." Zelara responded.
"Oh..."
An awkward silence fell between them.
"Anything you can say I can say faster," Kanan said.
"I can say anything faster than you," Zelara said.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"No, you can't!"
"Yes, I can!"
The two veteran Jedi glared at one another.
"I can jump a hurdle," Kanan said.
"I can wear a girdle," Zelara said.
"I can knit a sweater."
"I can fill it better."
"I can do most anything."
"Can you bake a pie?"
"No..."
"Neither can I..."
The two looked at each other in surprise.
"Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter." Kanan said.
"I can sing anything sweeter than you." Zelara said.
Kanan then flashed a cheeky grin.
"No, you can't~" Kanan said.
"Yes, I can~" Zelara said.
"No, you can't~"
"Yes, I can~"
"No, you can't~"
"Yes, I can~"
"No, you can't~"
"Oh yes, I can~"
"No, you can't, can't, CAN'T!"
"Yes, I can, can, CAN!"
"No, you... CAN'T~~~~~~~!"
"Yes, I... CAN~~~~~~~!"
Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed this little part. I was laughing when I was writing this. Hope you were too.
Who do YOU think won?
The next part is going to be a continuation of "Reliving the Moment", so be ready. May the Force be with You!
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