Medea POV

"That was great. Far better than before." I said, "Well I've had a lot of practice." Archer said, "What! With who? Your left hand?" I said, "Maybe I've been with Rin." he said, "She is a child!" I said, "She's twenty-two Medea. Anyway, I think we should get married." he said, "W-What? Shirou, where is this coming from?" I asked, "It was actually (y/n)'s idea. He made you a ring with alchemy and told me that I'd know what to do with it. Side note we need to stop letting him watch so much anime." he said as he handed me a ring.

"So are we just going to do everything our son says again?" I joked, "I guess we are." he said, "Well then Shirou Emiya, my sweet boy, it's about time you proposed." I said, "So that's a yes?" he said, "Yes, Shirou, it's a yes. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant. We went at it for what twenty hours or so?" I said, "Oh gods, I'm probably pregnant and we're about to fight Kiara." I said in shock.

"So Caster we need to talk. Look I really like you and it's not you, it's me...I'm engaged now and..." I said, "So we're breaking up?" Caster asked, "Yes." I said, "Cool Imma go. I'm double booked and overdue for a pounding since SOMEONE refused to put out!" she said, "Wait double booked?" I said, "Oh did I not tell you? Yeah (y/n) and I moonlight as performers at local Renaissance Festivals as magicians. It's a good way for him to practice, and I need the money." she said, "For what? You don't buy things." I said, "Yeah, so you know how I've been here for like two weeks? Well, I'd say that I'm in earth-shattering debt to the yakuza if I didn't know that in twenty hours or so we're all going to be dead, so I'm going to party since today is my last day!" she said before she left, "WHAT DID OU DO INVOLVING THE YAKUZA?! CASTER?! CASTER YOU GET BACK HERE AND SAY MORE WORDS!" I shouted. "So how'd the break up go?" Archer asked, "It turned me on more than I expected and she made a very good point. So Shirou, are you ready for round forty-six?" I said.

Rin POV

"Medea, w-what are you doing with that?!" Archer asked, "Bite the pillow, sweet boy." Medea said, "MEDEA THIS IS A BAD TOUCH!" Archer cried, "YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT!" Medea laughed before Archer made high-pitched squeals. "S-Should we help him?" Neo asked, "I don't wanna burst in there and see Saitan getting pegged by the Witch of Colchis, do you?" I said, "N-No, but he...", "Exactly! So shut up and tune out the screaming!" I said.

(y/n) POV

"I raise." I said as I tossed a small bag of inferior versions of Mama's ring on the table, "Where did you get these from, boy?" The Gambler asked, "Made them." I said, "WHO'S READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!" A woman said as she burst loudly into the room.

"I think I got the wrong address." she said, "Hmm...seven." I said, "(y/n) is that you?!" she said in shock, "Ignore her kid. Son I've made a life outta readen' people's faces and knowen' what the cards were by the way they held their eyes. And I can see you're out of aces, so I'll give you some advice." The Gambler said, "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sitten' at the table, there'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done." he said, "I'm all in, boy. Ball's in your court now." he said, "All in." I said, "Looks like you weren't listening." he said as he revealed his hand, "Full House." he said as I used magic to change my cars and revealed them, "A-A straight Royal Flush?!" he said in shock as I took my winnings, "Let's go." I said as I put the cash in a bag, put on my sunglasses, and grabbed Caster dragging her away. 

"So let's not tell anyone about that!" Caster said, "Agreed." I said, "THERE SHE IS! GET HER AND CUT OFF HER PINKEYS FOR THE BOSS!" a man shouted angrily, "TIME TO GO, SWEETIE!" Caster said as she grabbed me and ran.

Neo POV

I decided to go for a walk since I needed a break from Archer and Medea, suddenly Caster and (y/n) ran past me followed by about a dozen or so yakuza, "You know there's no entertainment quite like those two." Kiara said as she appeared next to me, "I know I said three days and you still have some time, but I'm pretty sure we all knew I was lying." she said, "And since you're in her direct bloodline, I can do this." she said as she tried to attack me, but I pulled her into a bounded field, "Aw that was adorable, but I just have to say one small thing." she said as I summoned my armor, "What's that?!" I asked, "Boop, got your soul." she said, suddenly my arms began to twist violently shattering the bones! I silently screamed in far too much pain to make any form of sound as my body morphed violently tearing itself apart and restructuring itself.

Medea POV

"There are no breaks, sweet boy, show me the stamina of an Archer." I said suddenly the wall exploded, we jumped back summoning our clothes, and from the rubble, a woman emerged. 

"SO WHEN DID NEO BECOME A SERVANT?!" I said in shock, "It's starting." Archer said as he drew his bow. "K-Kill me! It hurts so much!" Neo begged as the dim light of her consciousness faded from her eyes leaving only the beast. "It feels so... incredible!" she moaned as she licked the blood from her finger, "I bet your blood will taste far sweeter!" she said as she rushed at me, but we were all pulled into (y/n) reality marble, "Party pooper! I wanted to see how far she'd get!" Kiara said, "What did you do to Neo?!" I snapped, "Oh nothing, just altered her soul back to its true form. That is the Whore of Babylon, and she will keep you all busy while we wait for Irisvile to show up. Oh, and no one cared that I killed this?" she said as she tossed Ingel's body out in front of her.

Caster POV

I decided to help Archer with the beast while Medea, Rin, and (y/n) took on Kiara. I used my Rhongomyniad, but she swatted it away like it was just a common pest! "Fine, Archer can't use his Noble Phantasm without killing Rin, but (y/n) will be just fine! And while in comparison mine is far smaller than most, it's more than enough to kill you!" I snapped, "This is clemency. Bow your head. There is no fear, nor is there hope. Simply, die like a sinner. None shall pass..." I said as I slammed my staff down creating a ripple across the ground, "LORDLESS CAMELOT!" I shouted as I created my reality marble, I sat upon my gilded throne in the iridescent white castle that rightfully belonged to me and me alone. "Even a whore knows to bow before a queen." I said as I crossed my legs causing spires of energy to rain down upon her each having the power of an A-rank anti-army noble phantasm, I unleashed the final blow creating a sword to destroy all who oppose me, rendering the flesh from their bones and removing their head from their shoulders. I shattered the reality marble. Suddenly (y/n) flew into my arms, the others were laying on the ground barely able to move and the one responsible was approaching.

"What do you think bud, can we beat her?" I asked, "Yeah." (y/n) said, "Then we'll do it together!" I said, "Ready, girlfriend!" he said as we raised my staff, suddenly mana erupted into a brilliant shining blue blade, "EXCALIBUR...MORGAN!" we shouted as we cut the woman in twain. "We did it!" I said happily.

Medea POV

"We did it!" Caster said happily as she celebrated, suddenly an arrow hit her in the eye and then dozens more penetrated her returning her to the grail. "I'm shocked he avoided his fate and with that pathetic woman too." Kiara said as she and a man appeared. I looked up at the man in horror.

"Good work Hercules...or should I say Alcides." Kiara said as the man drew back an arrow and shot (y/n) in the stomach.