Percy-"Hey wise girl."

Annabeth-"What seaweed brain." *flips hair*

Percy-"Does our friend Random own us?"

Annabeth-*Facepalms* "If that crazy chick owned us do you think we would be doing the disclaimer?"

Percy-"This is a disclaimer?" *looks around dumbfounded* "Where are we anyway?"

Annabeth- *sighs exasperated* "We're on Wattpad kelp head. It's a fanfiction writing app."

Percy-"So a place where people read voluntarily?" *looks around scared*

Annabeth- "Yes, some people actually like reading."

Percy- "Can we leave?" *clings on to Annabeth's arm*

Random- *drops down from nowhere and sneaks up behind then* "NEVER" *flips over them* "You will be trapped here reading fanfiction forever, like that episode of supernatural." *thinks for a second* "Except you won't die 5 billion times."

Percy- *whimpers*

Annabeth- *smirks* "What if we do your disclaimer?"

Random- *shrugs* "Then you can leave." *smirks devishly* " just remember to WAVE on your way out"

Annabeth/Percy- *groans* "STOP IT WITH THE PUNS ALREADY, WE GET IT YOUR A CREATIVE AWESOME PERSON, SO JUST STOP."

Random- "Really stroking my ego there just SEA some sense and do the disclaimer."

Annabeth- "Fine" *curses*

Percy- "HEY I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE!"

Annabeth- *sighs* "really seaweed brain, because it doesn't say the words 'by Rick Riordan' on every book." *turns to Random* "Can we leave now?"

Random- *shrugs* "Yeah but it thought you would want to meet Batman first.

Percy- *squeals*

Annabeth- *jumps up and down* " I love the design on his equipment, it so aerodynamically balanced, and the noncompressionable nanotechnology is so astonishing."

Percy- *stares blankly and turns to Random* "translation?"

Random- "flying things fly good and big booms."

Percy- *nods in understanding*

Random- *screams up into the rafters* "Bats, stop being a stalker and come down from your nest."

Batman- *jumps down from rafters without a sound and looks up seriously* "I'm Batman"

Random- *throws up hands and scoffs* "do you say ANYTHING ELSE"

Nightwing- *swing down on batrope and sings* "YOU DON'T OWN ME, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO." *lands in spider man hang*

Batman-*punches nightwing in the face*

Nightwing- *sings Let it go before fake dying dramatically*

Batman- *looks up with blank face* "I'm Batman"

Random-*screeches* "Fine, I don't own any of these characters, apparently they own themselves. I only get credit for the plot."

Kid Flash- *zooms in and stomps in frustration* "Why am I always late?"

Random- *shrugs* "Because it's cliché and I have nothing better to do.

Kid Flash- *sighs* "what ever babe"

Random- *shakes her head furiously* "No we all know that you should be with Nightwing, Flash boy. BIRDFLASH!" *throws smoke bomb on the ground and disappears*

Percy/Annabeth-*looks at each other and shrug* "I ship it" *walk away*

Batman- *looks around* "I'm Batman"