The Earth Dragon was very tall and had shiny green scales. Her eyes were a deep red colour.

"Hi, little dragons," said the Earth Dragon. "I'm Queen Turquoise,"

"Queen Turquoise?" asked Enigma. "We're all going to die!" I strained my memory, trying to remember what the guardians had told us about Queen Turquoise.

"Well, don't just stand there, run!" screamed Sham. Then I remembered Queen Turquoise. She was vicious and had her own underground fighting ring she watched for entertainment.

"Guards seize them!" Screamed Queen Turquoise. As soon as she finished her sentence, what looked like 500 guards came running out of the large bush behind Queen Turquoise.

"Let's fight em!" said Shifty, attempting to stage whisper and failing miserably.

"Shifty, can't you detect that we are outmatched, not to mention positively doomed, in this situation?" said Hoax, ever the wordsmith.

"Well, this is just lovely," I said as the Earth Dragons surrounded us.