I hear you've been, on a yoghurt retreat

In good old Tibet,

I've been in Barbados

Where the weather's not wet.

Sweet Alice, of course I am keeping quite fit,

I've bought a new gym, and am just loving it.

I have a new six pack, one which I bought,

Might go for a run, well that's just a thought.

I get lots of exercise

Counting the gold,

The fiddlers have gone now,

All three have been sold.

A dinner for two might well set things off,

You know me by now, I love a good scoff.

We could drink wine, make music, and sing,

What do you think if I book Burger King?

Love, Coleikins