My name is Cole, and I'm the King;

So I'm in charge of everything.

I've several castles, and a yacht

And that's just part of what I've got.

My treasury is full of gold,

Stuffed with jewels, new and old.

You'd think I have the perfect life,

That is, until you meet my wife!!

I dragged Alice from the gutter

Ignored her wooden leg, and stutter.

Dressed her in the finest clothes,

And paid to fix her broken nose!

But she has turned into a witch

A grasping, snarling, vicious.....Queen.

She's hired a lawyer, for divorce,

Well I'll remove his head, of course!

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Owain Glyn