(it has been two weeks since their Royal date.)

To my ever-dearest loving Cole;

That night was so special,

Romantic and lush;

You are old, but you're frisky;

My wild royal crush.

You took the blue 'sweets'

Like a Bee to its honey,

You were lively, so sexy,

And coyishly funny.

(btw,

You can buy them on-line, it's discreet and it's quick.

You'll have a steady supply for "fast energy kick")

I'll agree to move back,

If we start renovations,

The Palace must meet

Health and Safety Regulations.

Remove all the mould;

Fix old electricity;

Build huge modern kitchen,

And charming bright nursery!!!

Aren't these excellent tidings,

Sweetie Cole, sugar-bear?

For our future, our kingdom,

And our prospective heir?

Kissy, Kissy

Alice xxx

p.s.  I'll meet you at Babies-R-Us later.

Bring the gold American Express Card.