A Feud
Kaito brings to you, pissing off Kyoya.

Kaito barely spared the sobbing Tamaki and dancing hosts a glance when he waltzed inside.

"Hi Kino!" Honey giggled as he danced a little jig with Mori who secretly smiled.

"Hey Mitsunki, whatcha doin'?" He asked playfully.

"I think you mean what are you doing?" Kyoya corrected.

"Ich meinte, was ich sagte, Böser Gläser Kerl." Kaito replied petulantly. Kyoya glared before huffing and going back to scribbling in his book.

"Stop writing ways to improve the already wonderful Kaito Tsukino." He stuck out his tongue, making Kyoya snap his pen in the middle of a word.

"You are impossibly annoying." He growled.

"It's a talent."

"You little-"

"Kyoya~!" Tamaki sang, "I~have~an~i~de~a!"

Kaito could almost hear Kyoya screaming, "God fucking damn it." In his head and didn't even try keeping his snickering at bay.

"One day." Kyoya muttered.

"You'll accept you are gay." Kaito finished and ran away.

"Unfortunately for you, the day of your demise draws near." Kyoya glared and disappeared into the shadows.

~Time Skip dedicated to the day a host will come out of the closet~

"We're having a dance senpai!" Tamaki squealed.

"Dance?" Kaito crinkled his nose before looking around, "Will you be having... ice skaters there?"

"Ice skaters? No..." Tamaki stopped jumping and looked confused.

"No ice skaters?" Kaito looked disappointed.

"It'll still be great senpai!" Tamaki brushed off excitedly.

"No." Kaito rejected grumpily and stretched onto his stomach from his window seat.

"Senpai please!" He begged desperately.

"No."

"Senpai!"

"No."

"Senpaaaaai!"

No."

"SenPAI!"

"Stop."

"SENPAAAAAAAAAI!"

"Damn it all right!" Kaito yelled and threw his head against the window, shattering it. "Just be quiet!"

A beat of silence.

"Senpai?"

"Yes Tamaki."

"Do you need me to call the nurse?"

"Yes, yes I do." He sighed before fainting as blood seeped to the floor.

~Time Skip brought to you by, Kaito needs a blood transplant, any volunteers?~

"Where's senpai?!?" Tamaki cried out as soon as his 'glorious' speech was over.

"He ran off to the music." Haruhi shrugged.

The twins suddenly grinned, "Is he?"

Suddenly the classical music cut off and a Siri voice came online, speaking German except for a few words.

"History Makers 10 hour loop." Siri said in a monotone voice.

"He did." They cackled and whooped as the girls shrieked and pushed away their dancing partners, bursting into song.

"CAN YOU HEAR, MY HEART BEAT? TIRED OF FEELING, NEVER ENOUGH. I, CLOSE MY EYES, TELLY MYSELF THAT MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!" A hundred girls and some boys sang excitedly whole others eyed them strangely.

"That freaking blue haired-" Kyoya growled.

"Kyo-chan!" Honey interrupted disapprovingly.

Kyoya took a deep breath and released his tension.

"This song goes out to my beeeest friend Kyo-chan." A smug voice said into the microphone, making Kyoya twitch. "To show my appreciation for him, I'd like you all to bring out your personal microphones and sing along, okay?"

Shouts of approval were heard before the hall erupted into madness.

"DON'T STOP US NOW. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. WE WERE, BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!"

"I'm going to fucking kill him." Kyoya hissed and stalked over to the stage where Kaito jumped off, laughing.

"NO KYOYA! DON'T!" Tamaki shrieked.

"GO KAITO-SENPAI!" The twins cheered.

"Oh dear." Honey said in awe as Kaito jumped onto a table and out a window.

"There is a door." Kyoya muttered darkly and walked into the night.

"Well it's time to put out plan in action." Tamaki chirped.

"What?" Haruhi asked before he was dragged off with a yelp.

~Time Skip brought to you by Kaito vs Kyoya~

Kaito snuck a glance at Haruhi with a smirk. "So you like cross dressing."

"Actually senpai, there's something I need to tell you." Haruhi said nervously.

"Mhm?" Kaito hummed as Tamaki rambled on.

"I'm actually-"

"Haruhi will stand in my place to give thy maiden a kiss!" Tamakj interrupted with a huge grin.

"What?" He squeaked.

"It's just a kiss on the cheek." Kaito snickered and pushed him forward.

"Senpai." The twins sang, holding banana peels.

"That's irresponsible, childish, and dangerous." Kaito said seriously.

The twins pouted and he grinned.

"Do it."

They brightened and snickered.

"Hey Tamaki, won't this be Haruhi's first kiss?" He sang.

Tamaki tensed and ran down the steps only to, how did that happen?, trip on a banana peel and push Haruhi forward kissing a girl's, Kaito couldn't remember the name of, lips.

"Ooh la la." Kaito smirked and waggled his eyebrows.

The twins secretly high five as Honey poked the frozen Tamaki's cheek. Haruhi blushed and apologized as the girl's boyfriend glowered and the girl blushed. The audience whistled and Mori made had a, "that escalated quickly." look in his eyes.

"Kaito." Kyoya snarled.

"Hello beloved Kyoya." Kaito smirked lazily.

"I'm going to kill you."

"I love you too gummy bear." Kaito snickered.

"I'm going to slit your throat."

"How sweet darling."

"I'm going to burn you alive."

"Aww it's not even our anniversary~"

"I hate you!" Kyoya finally snapped.

"Aw num num, you're so cute." He laughed brightly as Kyoya chased him with a knife.

Around this time, Tamaki realized what he had done, opened his mouth, and screamed.

~Chapter End dedicated to num num Kyoya~

Y'all were so sweet with the Colors and such~ Most of you picked Purple but I got a green~ ;)
Ich meinte, was ich sagte, Böser Gläser Kerl
I meant what I said, Evil glasses guy

I know this chapter isn't the best, but I'm trying to make this book different, to stand out by only putting 1 out 3 chapters canon with the anime. I'm sorry if you don't like it ;-;

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