Chocolate! 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

Must have chocolate! 🍫

My uterus is a battlefield during my period.

*Sighs*

Why can't we all just get along?

You want a baby and I don't want a period.

How about we compromise and you don't make a baby until I'm married?

Everyone wins!

You don't have to make a baby and I don't have to have a period!

A win-win situation!

My Period(MP): EAT IT ALL!

Me: But I'm on a diet!

MP: IDCCC(I Don't Crab Caking Care)!

Me: *Eat and eats and eats*

MP: MORE!

Me: *Eats chocolate*

MP: I'M STILL HUNGRY!

Me: *Eats more*

MP: MORE! RAWR! I want more food!

Me: 😑

Pads, chocolate, Tv, heating pad, what more can you want on a period?

Me. ☝️

I wish this would happen! It would be awesome! And so much more fun than having an actual period.

Yup!

*Me not caring anymore because I'm in pain*

Lol. Yup!

YES! I love it when this happens! It's awesome!

*Whispers* Anything...

Can I have some? Please?

*Eats everything in sight*

Oops!

*Sighs dreamily* Chocolate...

*Meme says all*

Me: I want chocolate!

Boy: You shouldn't have chocolate, it's not good for you.

Me: Did you not hear me?! I want chocolate!

Haha! 😂 It's crazy how true this is.

*Cries* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can't wear white/ light clothing for a entire week!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

True.

*On Period*

Boy: Hey cutie!

Me: LEAVE ME ALONE!

*Off Period*

Same Boy: Hey cutie!

Me: *Blushes* Oh hey! How's it going?

CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! YES!

Howl it with me now!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!

Bye, lovelies Wolfies! Stay beautiful!