Now I know that you all are like "Ugh! This is going to be a weird and dumb science song, isn't it?"

(Unless you're Napstabook414 probably KittyKatTurTles or TotallyDapper or just someone who generally likes/loves science then you're probably like "YESSSSSSSS!"

But it's not anything like that... at all. It's a bit more... pop rock than that.

Also you know when your stomach is all "FEED ME! I WANT FOOD NOW! I WANT IT NOW!" and all that? Well I have the perfect song for it:

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It's perfect when you really think about it.

Your stomach is the monster.

You're the man with the chamber inside you.

Etc.

Also hangryness. (Angry because hungry)

THE HANGRYNESS IS REAL!

I thought of this while talking to my IRL BFF, listening to "Monster" by Imagine Dragons, and eating food because I've turned into a monster, a monster, I've turned a monster, a monster, a monster and it's keeps getting stronger!

(Probably no one cares about this part)

Also I had a rather large apple for lunch and was going to eat my sandwich but then my monster was like "NOOOOOOOO!" And I was like "Sheesh! Okay relax!"

Then a hour later my stomach was like "FEED ME NOOOOOWWWWWW!" so I then ate my sandwich and a... protein bar (?). Whatever it was it was delicious.

And then it was like "Hmm... what else do you got?"  I pulled out a bag of carrots and my little monster was like, "Never mind. I'm full."

That's what I thought stomach.

Maybe I should put Adolpha the stomach whisperer. Hahaha! 😂

Also... if I don't forget or have to much to do (both are likely because I will think of something to update then get distracted and forget about it or will have too much to do) I will update what has been going on with my life and any updates that I may have had in the past.

And we passed a Schwan ice cream deliver truck and now I want ice cream.

Who else? 🙌

Raise your hand like you just don't care!

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Also this happened:

How it did... I don't know. But I have prove that it did happen.

Howl it with me now!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!

Bye, lovelies Wolfies! Stay gorgeous!