Languages

I want to learn French so I can watch Miraculous Ladybug without waiting for the English one or for one with English subtitles.

(And I'm writing that as I'm watching a French Miraculous Ladybug. The Catalyst {Heroes' Day-Part One} Season 2 Episode 24 because it looks awesome even though I don't know what they're saying... unless they're saying a name of some sort. Still awesome. And it makes me want to rewatch it {even if it only has English subtitles because I'm use to those and I like subtitles even when it's in English—my aging parents {no offense meant or intend to them} normally have subtitles on so I got use to it and prefer it, kinda like with most of my music)

And seriously it would be cool to speak French. Like seriously I would know what that French word/ sentence/ phase/ etc. would mean without looking it up and asking someone and I find that cool. 😎 (same goes for each and every languages)

Also Spanish because I know a lot of people who speak Spanish and the language barrier wouldn't be a problem (same with each language).

Sign language too. (American Sign Language and probably British Sign Language would be the most common ones that I would use). And I have always wanted to learn Sign Language. (Not just for the swear words. I want to learn the language(s). Because it's awesome and I get to speak with people without a translator or a language barrier. Also I get to speak with my HANDS {I have heard that what you do with your eyebrows or something like that comes into play. I'm not sure about that though} and it's FREAKIN BLOODY CRAB CAKING AWESOME!)

Seriously I can't stress how awesome or fascinating I find languages and cultures and just cool unique things about them.

Though I don't have the money to take the classes to learn the languages.

Plus it would be rather awkward if I just randomly texted my friends saying "hey I wanna know (insert a language: Spanish/ French/ Sign Language/ Mandarin/ Hindu/ Turkish{Istanbul Turkish}/ Russian/ Hebrew/ Portuguese/ and basically all the languages in the world) and can you teach me?" Cue the awkward pause.

And online "teach you the language" isn't ALWAYS exactly accurate, which is unfortunate because I'm broke.

On another note I got a Holiday (Christmas) ad and Halloween isn't even here.

Also I thought of this song just now:

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Besides the one part about Tarzan liking Jane, this is basically how I feel about learning things, especially if I find them interesting or fascinating.

🎶 I wanna know, can you show me? 🎶

Basically I like knowing things. Especially my brain. It can hold some weird facts. A lot of them are wolf related (I absolutely LOVE wolves) or medical related because I like looking stuff up when a character is getting beaten the freakin bloody crab cakes out of themselves.

Like if someone is using a drug on a character I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS and how it ACTUALLY affects the human body. I'm weird like that.

And any interesting torture device they might use on the character. I learned about the stun belt and waterboarding that way.

Stun belt: after approximately two charges the person who's wearing the belt will lose control over their bowels and also their stomach. Which means they freakin crap their pants and puke all over themselves. Also kidney bruising from various degrees! Sometimes death if used too much at a high voltage... or too much in general because the human body can only take so much. I sound like a person selling something. Don't know why. And there's also one for the leg. Hop. Hop. Hop. Fall.

Waterboarding: typically someone is on a flat board, face upwards (sometimes in a chair and their head is pulled backwards, face upwards; and sometimes holding the person down which probably isn't the most common one) and they are tied down. Then a damp towel is placed over their face (practically the mouth and nose) and a large quantity of water is dumped on their face. Not for long else they die!

DO NOT DO THESE THINGS TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE! EVER! NO EXPECTATIONS! NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID TO YOU!

The only time that these are used (or at least should. It unfortunately happens in real life though it shouldn't) is when people are ACTING and it's STAGED and actions are taken to ENSURE that NO ONE gets HURT or DIES.

Also DO NOT stage one yourself!

BE A GOOD PERSON. Just be a good person of civilization.

DON'T be a crazy serial killer, or a person that butchers people.

There's a difference between liking gore in books or movies and writing gory books and movies and butchering people or being a serial killer.

One is fake and no one dies and the one is pretty messed up.

Just a warning in case I have crazy people reading this who wanna do bad things to people, I have a tip for you: DON'T DO IT AND SEEK HELP.

Don't do anything bad that I have written. It's meant to stay on the page.

I, myself, am a fan of gore (if you couldn't already tell) but I STILL am not going to go kill a bunch of people or butcher them.

So don't.

Just don't.

Thank you.

On another note: I like Jenna Moreci. She's a writer on YouTube. She's funny, spunky, speaks the brutal truth, and she's very entertaining. She also gives tips on being a writer. And how to do writers stuff.

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She also likes the gore and violence, that I also like.

She has no idea I exist, but I genuinely like anyways.

There's also this one, which some people might like (I did because it was inspiring to me and I like it. Watch the video and you'll find out why)

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We all have our issues after all. For better or for worse.

Longest chapter I ever made and I probably should have split them into two but whatever. Mostly because I would have forgotten to update the second half. And the second doesn't make sense without the first half. Hehe 😅

Bad planning on my part.

(Plan ahead... words everyone, including {I really do mean especially} me, should follow)

Howl it with me now!




Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!




Bye, lovelies Wolfies! Stay beautiful!

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