So, basically, Imma give you guys a run-down of the weirdest conversations of my week.

1. Why I not yo main ho?

2. Google be sh*t for Newton's second law.

3. BURGUNDY. That is all there is to be said about that.

4. Rubber teeth?

5. Death Eaters eat Thanatos the Hell?

6. HAMILTON~!

7. What the Hell, Game Freak, what even?

8. CHECK MY HEM.

9. Hold mY POODLE. SH*T'S GOIN' DOWN.

10. Megolopis??? Megalopolis??? Mechapopolish??? *throws table*

11. WhAt ThE hElL iS tHiS??? GAME FREAK, I SWEAR TO GOD.

12. PURUGLY IS A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE OF GOD GO F*CK YOURSELF.

13. Tchops, GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU, and Haag. (A/N, I dare you to pronounce/ type the phononic sounds of these words correctly in the comments)

14. HAH GAAAYYYY. *me, slaps them for being an arsehole*

15. I HAVE TO PAINT A BRICK WITH A DEADPOOL FANATIC, MRS. BOURGEOIS, WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME?!

If y'all want to hear what any of these were about, comment. Also, shout-out to @EveShakamora for being there during #1, and being my back-up main ho. ILY, Fam.