Eddward finally picks himself off his front lawn and brings himself inside. He immediately picks up his phone and goes through his short list of contacts and starts a new text.

Eddward: "What the actual fuck was that all about sleeze ball?"
Moments pass before he gets a response
Unknown: "calm down sockhead, it worked perfectly right? I told you all would be fine! Jealousy is the best way to get someone in bed with you!"
The swimmer quickly replies holding himself back from walking to his house and punching him in the face.
Eddward: "Eddy it failed miserably, where did you even get the throw away number? Has that even ever worked in the history of fucking forever! but no this was expected if it was a plan from you." He then turns off his phone.

The next morning Eddward wakes up feeling worse than he did last night realizing that it wasn't a dream and this is the second weekend he's fucked things up with his pumpkin. He finally turns on his phone and finds a text from eddy. He is tempted to not read it and turn his phone off again but he decides to go along with it.

Eddy: "dear sockhead,
I know you are really pissed at me...again. I fucked up I'm a sleeze ball and I am a failure but I have a fantastic idea to make things right! To answer your questions I got the phone from my older brother and I heard from him this works all the time so I thought I could help...I get it now you really like that kid. I'm sorry. When you wake up please come to my house!"

The swimmer laughs. "What can he do to help? Well I'm in deep shit already so maybe I'll give it a try." He laughs to himself.

He appears at eddy's front door and let's himself in with the hidden spare key and goes to eddy's room. "Okay so what's your fucking genius plan? And don't waste my time." The tall boy says with obvious annoyance in his voice.
"Okay! Get this! I'm going set up a private romantic dinner for you guys!" Eddward is surprised this is the first decent idea eddy has had ever. "Wait what? How can you do this? Can you do this? How will you fuck it up?" The swimmer says slightly less annoyed and actually listening to eddy's rambling. "Double D just leave it to lumpy and I! I will take care of it all, all you have to do is get your boy thing to agree to meet next Friday at your place and I will send you the location from there." The very short boy says with enthusiasm in his voice. "Okay fine I can't believe I'm saying this but...I'm in. but can you please come clean to Kevin about what YOU did." The Raven haired boy states with an angry look and then he takes his leave.

Saturday night is uneventful and Eddward hasn't gotten a single text from Kevin since he ran out Friday night. He is starting to lose hope thinking that his happiness is gone for forever. He then just passes out on the couch which is very unusual for him.

Sunday morning the swimmer wakes up with a knock on his door. He is surprised but assumes its eddy and just yells for him to come in. "H-hi Eddward" the familiar voice of his pumpkin makes Eddward jump up immediately. "Pumpkin! What are you doing here?"
"o-oh I'm s-sorry was I not supposed to be here eddy came to my house this morning and told me everything and also told me you said it's okay to come here...." The timid boy speaks. His eyes are red and puffy and his voice is a little horse from crying the past two days.
"I-i am glad to see you but I think everything I have to say should wait until next weekend...will you go on a date with me pumpkin? I've been fucking up...hard and I want to make things right again." The tall boy speaks cautiously.
"Sure...." The redhead responds "for now I think I should go." He finishes and then leaves.

"Pumpkin you are driving me insane" Eddward says to himself as he watches the ginger walk out his door.

End.