Hi! I'm Dipper Pines. Sure I just broke the fourth wall, but what's the fun in "staying in character"? I know a guy that can too!
Now my story begins when I was 21.

My parents love me. So it wasn't a big surprise when they welcomed my "gayness" into their lives.
They let me date. Too many guys wanted sex, I didn't.
And when I couldn't find a job, Mabel and I went to Gravity Falls to work at the shack. Ford was the only one alive at the time, and he needed the money. Soos has a family to care for. Melody had let us run the shack, take it really. She had a real job with Soos at "Meat Cute".
"Dipper!" Mabel yelled.
"What?" I said.
I'd just woken up. I looked out the window, there was the a crowd of people. One was Wendy, I didn't wear her hat anymore, since I found out I was Gay.
"Looks like people like the good we've done years ago." I said in a low whisper.
"Yeah! I bet I can land a hot guy with my new looks." She said.
She doesn't have braces anymore. She knit cool shirts, making her popular. She can definitely sing now. Tall, tan, fit, and fashionable. She was probably the hottest girl in school. She is actually. She was voted "hottest girl in school" all four years of High School.
I was voted "most likely to succeed" and "most likely to bang someone in their late twenty's to early thirty's". I couldn't even make this up if I tried.
"Just save some for me." I joked.
She giggled and pulled me off the bus with our luggage in hand. Wendy ran up to me, put my pine tree hat on my head, and it felt right.
I placed her hat on her head. She put her arms around my neck.
"You're way older, and I've been waiting for so long." She said moving closer to me.
I remove her arms.
"We saw each other before I turned seventeen. You blew off my nineteenth and a secret I shared with everyone." I said.
"What? You're bi?" She asked.
She laughed.
"I'm gay." I said flatly.
She looked at me and smiled.
"And here I thought I had to like you!" It stung, but it was a you're-so-mean pain. One that wasn't important. "You've been more like a friend than anything."
I roll my eyes. "Then you'll help me find a hot guy?"
She laughed.
"Just got to the diner. I set a date up for you." She said.
I look at Mabel then Wendy. "Thanks."
I ran to meet my blind date.