I'm sorry guys I'm a horible person for abandoning wattpad, please forgive me.... AGH! Basketball has kept me busy! But I'll probably be writing more often. And this pov may be a little dirty. Well! READ ON YOU AMAZING PERVERTS!

*Sam's Pov*

"Get off me you ass hole!" I say, pulling a t-shirt over my head while trying to keep balance as James clings to one of my legs.

"Just stay home!" He says looking up at me with a pouty face.

"In your dreams, your coming with me, or else!" I warn him as I finally push him off my leg. I hadn't gone to school the past two days, its now Wednesday and honestly school hadn't even crossed my mind.

"No thanks. Ill stay here." He says sitting on my bed and leaning back so he was now looking up at the ceiling.

"No! Go to you own house!" I say, "its not that hard, its next door idiot!"

"Ugh...." He groans "but Sammy...." He complains, oh my god he is so stubborn it makes me want to punch him so hard he won't wake up ever ever again like, his nose bones smash into his brain. Did that make sence? .....No it really didn't but what the hell I don't care!

"Dont call me Sammy, and I don't care I don't want you here while I'm at school, its either you go to your own house, or come with me." I say.

"Not really a big fan of school. I'll go home." He sighs, standing up giving me a slight glare. He it's my house ass hole. Remember that. "Heyoooo... I'm just saying that we could spend the day together... you know as a couple...!" He says.

I grabbed the pillow off the couch and hit him as hard as I possibly could with the pillow, of course I didn't mean to, it was just a natural reflex.

"We, are not a couple just to make that clear." I say with a glare I WOULD NEVER GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HIM! HES TO MUCH OF A PERVERT AND A PLAYER!!!

And I'm not lying at all, he's been through more girls and guys that I probably will ever have in a life time. Honestly I'm good looking, hot even but I don't do that to people. Unlike him, I have a heart.

"W-WHAT?!" He somewhat yells "MY HEART!!! ITS CRUSHED!!" He throws himself on the floor dramatically. "AGH! IM DEAD NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID!?" He says.

"Oh no. Where shall I hide the body." I say stepping over him and grabbing my back pack. "Well maybe you'll be alive by the time I get back." I say looking down at him with a grin. "Ill see ya later." He says walking out the door.

*James P.O.V*

"GOODBYE!! I LOVE YOU!" I manage to yell out before the door closes. Hehehe now what should I do? Well I'm alone so there's only one thing to do. "LETS MASTURBATE IN SAMMY'S ROOM!" I happily yell to myself. I hop up the stairs like a little rabbit happily and flop down onto his bed. Ahh it smells just like him... I love his smell so much! I could just sit here and smell the sheets all day.... but that might be kinda awkward.

Suddenly I feel a pair of eyes on me, I flip over to see Sammy's... Oh I mean our turtle looking at me with big beady eyes. AGH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT!! OMG I CANT MASTURBATE WITH IT LOOKING AT ME THATS SO WEIRD!! wait...... DOES THAT MEAN IT WACTHED ME AND SAM HAVE SEX?! That lucky turtle. Hehehe such a perverted turtle it probably enjoyed it. OH MY GOD WHAT AM I THINKING?! OF COURSE THE TURTLE DOESN'T CARE! It's still awkward though... ah who the fuck cares?

I start to rub myself, thinking of Sam. Gosh... this is so awkward. Usually I can masturbate perfectly fine but with the turtle watching.... "Ah...." I moan out as I start to rub faster "S-Sam...~" I moan out.

Suddenly the phone rings and I pick it up.

*phone mode*

"Ah... uh h-hey?" I say into the phone.

"Uh..... James?" Asks a familiar lovely amassing seductive voice.

"AH- SAMMY!" I say.

"W-what are you doing right now?!" He asks.

"O-oh.... uh.. nothing." I say ahh just hearing his voice makes this whole thing even better. Oh dear God I think I might cum already... JUST BY HIS DAMN VOICE.

"O-ok...? Will you bring me my computer?" He asks "I left it in my room on the nightstand. I need it in 30 minutes. You think you can do that?" He asks.

"D-damn.... Ah.... sure of c-course" I say.

"James, be honest with me. Are you screwing someone right now?" I hear him ask and I let put a laugh.

"N-no of course not I wish I was t-though... agh... just m-masturbating." I say.

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU IN MY FUCKING BED?!" I hear him tell from the other side of the phone.

"Hehehe. Yes. BUT DONT W-WORRY! ONCE I FINISH ILL WASH THE SHEETS... AH-" I say.

"I'm hanging up. You better bring me my computer." I hear him say.

"NO SA-" he hung up.

*phone mode off!*

d-damn.... I came... WHILE HE WAS STILL ON THE PHONE WITH ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh.... I should probably wash these sheets now....

Well there you go folks..... Hahah James has some problems SOMEONE GET HIM A BOTTLE OF WATER CAUSE THIS GUY THIRSTY AF!!!