Rosaline comes up to the stage, still crying over Brenda's song.

Rosaline: My goodness, that was so beautiful. I'm trying not to cry more, but it won't stop. (She wipes her tears.) Now How's about we get more preppy in our step? Here's Amanda, Freeze and Maya with Revenge Party.

(Applause as Rosaline leaves to redo her makeup.)

Amanda: Now you know, Maya, Heather Chandler is not your friend. We are your friends.. And we're going to make her pay You know what friends do? They've got your back and they're fun to be around.

TheyCallMeC03: Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh

Amanda: When someone hurts you then they attack And grind your foe into the ground

Freeze: Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh

Amanda: Imagine a party with dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake. And there's a magic act that saws Ms. Chandler in half, And this time it will take

Freeze: Now that's a party

Amanda: A revenge party, A party that ends With somebody's head on a spike

Freeze: Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh

Both: It's a revenge party With your two best friends It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like...

Amanda: For this to work, You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them. Can you do it?

Maya: Yes. hey, girl

Heather Duke: Hey, Chandler wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to James, But he just wanted her back and that's not Chandler's fault

Maya: I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Heather Duke: Aw, of course

Amanda/Freeze: It's a revenge party, A party that ends With eggshells all over the wall. It's a revenge party with your two best friends

Maya: And then I end up with James when she's gone

Amanda/Freeze: Yes, Maya!

Maya: I end up with James when she's gone

Everyone: What's Ms. Chandler doing?What's Ms. Chandler wearing? Is she dating Jamesy? Oh Heather, Oh Heather she has everything. She gets everything. Oh Heather, Oh Heather, Oh Heather!

Amanda: Next, we take away Heather's only achievement, being a hot person

Heather Chandler: What is that?

Maya: Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

Chandler: I need to lose three pounds. Bring me a whole box!

Amanda/Freeze: A revenge party a party that ends With somebody crushed and alone

Amanda: And ugly crying

Both: It's a revenge party with your two best friends. It's like a party and revenge is what is like

Everyone: What's Ms. Chandler eating? God, look at her figure! Did her boobs get bigger? Oh Heather, Oh Heather, she has everything. She gets everything! Oh Heather, Oh Heather, Oh Heather.

Amanda: We got to go harder If we could get Heather Duke to think that Chandler is mad at her

Maya: I won't do that, Duke is fragile

Amanda: Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use

Maya: Shh, here she comes

Chandler: Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Maya, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Maya: Your hair looks sexy pushed back

James: Um, thanks I'll see you in Calc

Maya: At every party, there might be a lull, Where the energy dips

Freeze: Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh. You might be thinking it's late we should go, And they ran out of chips

Maya: No, no, no!! I can't even watch when she touches his hair, And I've watched a snake eat a cow. Heather needs to be toppled. Sorry Duke, I swear We'll get our party now! One candy cane, please!!

Amanda/Freeze: A revenge party! A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena!!

Everyone: She has everything, She gets everything! Oh Heather, Oh Heather, Oh Heather!

Freeze: Ho, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Veronica_not_Sawyer

(Everyone: She has everything!)

Freeze: And one for SailorMaya55_3

(Everyone: She gets everything

Freeze: Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

(Everyone: Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco!)

Freeze: And none for Heather Duke, bye

Heather Duke: Who sent that?

Maya: Aw, it's from

(Everyone: Oh Heather! Oh Heather! Oh Heather!

Maya: "Thanks for being a such a great best friend."

Heather Duke: Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it! I mean okay, well, if you and Heather are best friends now, You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets! For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you, 'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond! Also she totally cheats on James! Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep, But really, she's hooking up with Veronica Sawyer in the Westurburg Rottweiler's Costume.

Maya: She makes her wear the costume?

Heather Duke: NO! They're both in the costume! And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend.

Amanda/Freeze: It's a revenge party, A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike! A revenge party With your two best friends. It's like a party and revenge it's what it's like

Everyone: A party where everything is what it's like. A party where everything is what it's like! A party where revenge is what is like!!