Dean Becomes a Gawd

*insert Dramatic epic movie music*

Wattpad HQ....

Wattpad CEO Allen Lou was resting on his desk until like 20 notifications appeared, causing him to wake up and panic and drop his item.

Allen: MY WATTPAD GLOVE! GOD DAMNIT, WE'RE REMOVING MY NOTIFICATIONS!

Dean's House...

Dean and Seth were fishing.

Seth: Dean, I've got one!

A fish popped out of the water.

Dean: Oh Come on!!

The Fish Just Randomly bit Seth Right in the balls.

Seth: HOLY SHIT!!!

The Wattpad glove landed right behind Dean.

The glove reversed it and the fish was off.

Seth: Huh? Oh, thank God that's over.

Dean: What the...

He looks Behind him and sees the glove

He picks it up and starts messing around with it.

Seth: DEAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Dean: So much power.... I gotta go test this out some more!

(A/N: oh no...)

Stephanie McMahon's House....

She was putting on her make-up when Dean busted down the door.

Dean: Everyone! We have an announcement to make!

Stephanie: *groan* yes Dean?

Dean: Princess Steph is a Bitch ass Mother Fucker!

Stephanie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME?!?!

Dean pushes a Button on the glove and changes the language that Stephanie is yelling.

Stephanie: (Spanish yelling)

He pushes another one.

Stephanie: (German yelling)

The City....

MrAmbrose1 was laughing at some SMG4 videos.

(Just to kinda give credit to the fact that almost everything is an SMG4 reference in this)

Dean: Hey Stinky. Hello!

MrAmbrose1: Oh, what's up Dean.

Dean held out the Wattpad glove.

MrAmbrose1: 😱 DEAN STOP, NO, THAT'S NOT A TOY-

Dean pushes a Button anyway and MrAmbrose1 got chased by a meme.

Elsewhere...

Becky was at a hot dog stand.

Becky: can I order a-

Dean pushes a Button.

Becky: Did you know Dean Ambrose is hot? Wait WHAT?!?! That wasn't supposed to come out!

Dean: 😂😂😂😂😂

The Remote all of a Sudden stared shaking and it froze EVERYTHING... Except Dean.

Dean: oh shit.

He looks around and sees everything is frozen.

Dean: ...uh oh...

Dean Throws The glove on The Floor and it starts teleporting Dean.

Wattpad HQ....

Allen lou got unpaused.

(Hey this book needs to continue so there you go)

Allen: SOMEONE'S USING MY GLOVE! NOT ON MY WATCH!

Meanwhile...

Dean wakes up in... SPACE!!!

Dean: Wha! What happened to everything?

He looks around and all he sees is Space.

Dean: Am- Am I alone?

???: not quite.

He looks up and Sees a big old man.

???: Oh don't worry.

Dean: WAT DA FUUUUUCK?

???: I am god, Creator of the universe.

Dean: ...uhh who?

God: Haha, don't worry. Let's just say I'm a friend looking over you.

Dean: Oh like my foot fungus! Uhh Where am I now God?

God: Why, you're at the beginning, of course.

Dean: The.... Beginning?

God: That's right! Nothing exists yet for I still have to make it.

Dean: ...cool! What do you do then? Wouldn't it be super boring?

God: Oh, don't worry! I've got Pong!

A random pong game surrounded Dean

Dean: ?

A portal appeared behind him and Allen Lou pops out.

God: Oh, looks like we have a new competitor.

Allen: ...God we meet again!

God: Hello Allen. Fancy a game? You score, you can have Dean. You lose, you leave him alone.

Allen: You're on!

Dean: Wait What?!

God and Allen played an intense game of pong... With Dean as the ball.

God eventually won.

Scores: 0-1 God Wins

Dean: You did it! I'm Freeeeee!

Allen: NO!!!!! YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU!.......Fine....imma head out.

He leaves through a portal.

Another portal Opens next to him.

Allen: BUT I'm taking this Glove back.

He leaves.

Dean: What... What now God?

God: Oh, I'll probably send you back to your time and undo everything you did.

Dean: Oh, cool! This book needs to continue after all.

End of Chapter

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