Dean Becomes a Gawd
*insert Dramatic epic movie music*
Wattpad HQ....
Wattpad CEO Allen Lou was resting on his desk until like 20 notifications appeared, causing him to wake up and panic and drop his item.
Allen: MY WATTPAD GLOVE! GOD DAMNIT, WE'RE REMOVING MY NOTIFICATIONS!
Dean's House...
Dean and Seth were fishing.
Seth: Dean, I've got one!
A fish popped out of the water.
Dean: Oh Come on!!
The Fish Just Randomly bit Seth Right in the balls.
Seth: HOLY SHIT!!!
The Wattpad glove landed right behind Dean.
The glove reversed it and the fish was off.
Seth: Huh? Oh, thank God that's over.
Dean: What the...
He looks Behind him and sees the glove
He picks it up and starts messing around with it.
Seth: DEAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dean: So much power.... I gotta go test this out some more!
(A/N: oh no...)
Stephanie McMahon's House....
She was putting on her make-up when Dean busted down the door.
Dean: Everyone! We have an announcement to make!
Stephanie: *groan* yes Dean?
Dean: Princess Steph is a Bitch ass Mother Fucker!
Stephanie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME?!?!
Dean pushes a Button on the glove and changes the language that Stephanie is yelling.
Stephanie: (Spanish yelling)
He pushes another one.
Stephanie: (German yelling)
The City....
MrAmbrose1 was laughing at some SMG4 videos.
(Just to kinda give credit to the fact that almost everything is an SMG4 reference in this)
Dean: Hey Stinky. Hello!
MrAmbrose1: Oh, what's up Dean.
Dean held out the Wattpad glove.
MrAmbrose1: 😱 DEAN STOP, NO, THAT'S NOT A TOY-
Dean pushes a Button anyway and MrAmbrose1 got chased by a meme.
Elsewhere...
Becky was at a hot dog stand.
Becky: can I order a-
Dean pushes a Button.
Becky: Did you know Dean Ambrose is hot? Wait WHAT?!?! That wasn't supposed to come out!
Dean: 😂😂😂😂😂
The Remote all of a Sudden stared shaking and it froze EVERYTHING... Except Dean.
Dean: oh shit.
He looks around and sees everything is frozen.
Dean: ...uh oh...
Dean Throws The glove on The Floor and it starts teleporting Dean.
Wattpad HQ....
Allen lou got unpaused.
(Hey this book needs to continue so there you go)
Allen: SOMEONE'S USING MY GLOVE! NOT ON MY WATCH!
Meanwhile...
Dean wakes up in... SPACE!!!
Dean: Wha! What happened to everything?
He looks around and all he sees is Space.
Dean: Am- Am I alone?
???: not quite.
He looks up and Sees a big old man.
???: Oh don't worry.
Dean: WAT DA FUUUUUCK?
???: I am god, Creator of the universe.
Dean: ...uhh who?
God: Haha, don't worry. Let's just say I'm a friend looking over you.
Dean: Oh like my foot fungus! Uhh Where am I now God?
God: Why, you're at the beginning, of course.
Dean: The.... Beginning?
God: That's right! Nothing exists yet for I still have to make it.
Dean: ...cool! What do you do then? Wouldn't it be super boring?
God: Oh, don't worry! I've got Pong!
A random pong game surrounded Dean
Dean: ?
A portal appeared behind him and Allen Lou pops out.
God: Oh, looks like we have a new competitor.
Allen: ...God we meet again!
God: Hello Allen. Fancy a game? You score, you can have Dean. You lose, you leave him alone.
Allen: You're on!
Dean: Wait What?!
God and Allen played an intense game of pong... With Dean as the ball.
God eventually won.
Scores: 0-1 God Wins
Dean: You did it! I'm Freeeeee!
Allen: NO!!!!! YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU!.......Fine....imma head out.
He leaves through a portal.
Another portal Opens next to him.
Allen: BUT I'm taking this Glove back.
He leaves.
Dean: What... What now God?
God: Oh, I'll probably send you back to your time and undo everything you did.
Dean: Oh, cool! This book needs to continue after all.
End of Chapter
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