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Extraordinaire's Q & A

As a very special treat to all the single ladies out there, Extraordinaire decided to launch a Collector's Edition for the female population featuring six of the--well as the name of our magazine suggests--extraordinaire men. Some of you probably heard about their names, from distillery industries, casino, pharmaceutical manufacturing company, trucking, shipping and real-estate business. And yours truly is not just excited to be doing this interview with them, I felt giddy. Imagine yourselves being surrounded by six equally gorgeous and extraordinary male species in the planet. Or in this case, in our own country. Dang, I'm hyperventilating already.

Extraordinaire: Before I faint, gentlemen. Would you mind introducing yourselves to our beloved readers?

Hello, I'm Vengeance Liu.

Hi, my name is Zenith Fujimori.

Torment Izquierdo here.

Callous Dubois.

Hello, 'name is Ominous Burman.

Scythe de Asis, the pogi of them all.

Extraordinaire: (Laughs) You guys have a very unique name. And a very unusual reputation, too. You were often tagged as The Untouchables.

Vengeance: Are we? I'm not aware of that.

Scythe: (Pokes Zenith on his left arm).

Zenith: Stop it.

Scythe: I think the rumors are not true. Zenith is touch-able

Extraordinaire: (Laughs) You're funny, Mr. de Asis.

Scythe: Please, just call me Scythe. Mr. de Asis sounds so... uhm, amoy-antique.

Extraordinaire: (Laughs) You really crack me up. I bet you are the joker among your friends.

Scythe: Nah, ako actually ang pinaka-seryoso at matino sa aming lahat.

Torment: Lies.

Zenith: Bull.

Ominous: Pinaka-abnormal 'kamo.

Vengeance: Malaking scam 'yan.

Scythe: Ang harsh niyo sa akin. Isumbong ko kayo riyan, eh.

Extraordinaire: Interesting. Is there anyone you fear most?

No one wants to go first. They were like children--adorable children--pointing at each other to answer the question.

Torment: Fine. I'll go first. My professor back in college. She teaches Humanities, one of my minor subjects. Honestly, hanggang ngayon she still give me the creeps.

Scythe: Baka naman crush mo?

Torment: The fuck, er, sorry 'bout that. Of course not. Mas matanda pa yata 'yon kay Tandang Sora. Would you believe, binigyan niya akong grade na dos? That was traumatic.

Scythe: Di ba mataas na 'yon?

Torment: Not in the school where I graduated, that's equivalent to seventy-five. Palakol.

Extraordinaire: (Smiles) I think I know where.

Torment: See?

Ominous: Ako, I'm afraid of feline. Does it count?

Extraordinaire: Will do.

Scythe: Feline ba? Akala ko alley cat.

Ominous: Shut up.

Vengeance: I'm arachnophobic.

Scythe: Especially the black widow, right?

Vengeance: Zip it, or I'll break your neck.

Scythe was not fazed. Instead he giggled like a naughty kid.

Zenith: Why don't you tell Miss Interviewer what you are afraid most, Scythe.

Scythe: Mauna kana. Panghuli siyempre ang pinakapogi.

Callous: Self-love.

Scythe: Uy, 'andito ka pala, Cal.

Callous: Psh.

Zenith: I'm claustrophobic.

Extraordinaire: I can relate.

Callous: Uh, fire?

Extraordinaire: (Smiles) You sound unsure.

Scythe: I think he means fire breathing dragon. Like the mythical dragon, right bud?

Extraordinaire: And how about you Scythe? They say the happiest person is the loneliest.

Scythe: I don't think so, believe me, it's not true. Anyway, I'm ophidiophobic.

Extraordinaire: Ophidiophobic. I think majority of us humans fear snakes.

Scythe: Napanood ko kasi 'yong Anaconda, 'yong kay JLo. Actually, pinanood ko lang 'yon dahil kay Jennifer Lopez. Baka kasi kahit isang gabi lang makasama ko siya sa panaginip. Pero instead nasi JLo, si JV at 'yong anaconda ang nakasama ko. Ako 'yong ipinain ni JV sa anaconda at nilulon nang buo.

Vengeance: Who's JV?

Scythe: Jon Voight, 'yong tatay ni Angelina Jolie. Tsk, slow. Huwag kasing puro si Black Widow ang iniisip, bud. Matutuyot talaga ang utak mo.

Vengeance glared at his friend while the rest of their friends chuckled.

Extraordinaire: Did you, guys, grew up together? You all seemed very close to each other.

Ominous: Yeah, we are very close. Like Vengeance and Scythe. Malapit na malapit niyang mapilipit ang leeg ng isang 'yan.

Extraordinaire: (Laughs) Makulit siya talaga, ano?

Sooobra--they all agreed in unison.

Zenith: Isang beses ko lang yata siyang nakitang tahimik at seryoso.

Ominous: Kelan?

Vengeance: Talaga? Hindi na ako magugulat kung 'yon ang dahilan ng global warming.

Callous: Hmm?

Torment: Hindi ko rin alam 'yon.

Scythe: Ako rin.

Zenith: Natatandaan niyo 'yong doktorang guma--ump! (Scythe covered Zenith's mouth).

Haha. They really crack me up. Who would have thought, behind these serious and feared businessmen were a bunch of playful kids.

Torment: Ah, 'yon pala. Kaya ba one month siyang MIA?

Scythe: Nuff said.

Extraordinaire: So, he is quiet when he's on a romantic conquest?

Callous: Romantic conquest ba tawag do'n?

Scythe: Fine. Wala naman talagang ligawang nangyari. She's a very nice lady, a decent woman who's very down to earth. We're good friends.

Ominous: Na-friendzone ka?

Scythe: (Sighs) Kinda.

Extraordinaire: I find it hard to believe. But since we're on the topic, how far would you go for love? Up to what extent can you prove yourself to the woman you love?

Zenith: (Raised his hand) I will lay my life on the line. No questions asked.

Vengeance: Same.

Ominous: Whatever will make her happy. If she tells me to dance in the rain butt naked, I'd gladly do it for her.

Torment: My father once told me, when you love, love with all your heart. Don't hold back. Holding back means, you are not sure. You still have room for reservations. Love itself is a gamble. Puwede kang manalo ng jackpot o puwede ka ring ma-bankrupt. Either way, just enjoy the ride.

Callous: Amen.

Scythe: Iba talaga magsalita si Tatang. Hand's down.

Torment: Fucktard.

Callous: I have a fat bank account.

Extraordinaire: Is that an invitation to all the women out there?

Callous: Oh, no. I mean, the fire breathing dragon loves counting money. So, uh--I'm blabbering.

Scythe: Now you understand why he doesn't talk much.

Extraordinaire: (Giggles) I find it cute, though. Oops, I meant it in a wholesome-kind-of-way. Baka bigla akong maging inihaw.

They all laughed.

Extraordinaire: How about you, Scythe?

Scythe: Ako pa ba? Akala ko tapos na.

Extraordinaire: I have a very sharp memory.

Scythe: Sa palagay ko nga. Kapag daw talaga mga long legged, matatalas ang memory. By the way, may boyfriend ka na ba?

Extraordinaire: (Laughs) I am very much taken. See? (I showed him my wedding ring).

Scythe: Taken na nga. Tor, palit tayo ng upuan.

Torment: What the heck for?

Scythe: Weakness ko kasi ang mga long legged, baka bigla kong maiuwi itong si Miss Interviewer.

Torment: Kaya pala kanina pa malagkit ang tingin mo. Palit na nga tayo, baka madamay pa kami sa'yo.

I couldn't help giggling when they switched their seats.

Scythe: Okay, for the record I draw the line when it comes to married women. May mga bagay kasi talaga na kapag hindi puwede, kahit anong effort pa ang gawin mo, hindi talaga puwede. It should go, both ways. Because no matter how much you're willing to give for that person to prove your love, useless kung hindi naman kayang suklian ng taong 'yon ang pagmamahal mo.

Zenith: Deep.

Ominous: Ocean Deep.

Vengeance: Ganyan talaga ang epekto kapag na-friendzone.

Callous: Naka-relate ka?

Vengeance: The heck, Cal.

Torment: Segurista ka lang talaga.

Extraordinaire: I have some questions here from our editorial staff. They're dying to ask you this personally, but since I am the only person allowed to do the interview I'll do it on their behalf. First question for Vengeance from Ms. Hiedee Lipit: Gaano ka... OMG. Gaano ka raw kasarap?

They all grinned mischievously except Vengeance who looks uncomfortable.

Vengeance: Uhm, if she loves Batangas Bulalo, ganoon ako kasarap.

Extraordinaire: Second question goes to Zenith. This is from Tita Mai, how was your childhood like?

Zenith: Hmm, okay. It was okay until we met Scythe. Our lives went crazy after that.

Scythe: Uptight lang kasi kayo masyado.

Ominous: Uptight your ass. Muntik na kaming malibing nang buhay.

Extraordinaire: Looks like you are very popular, Scythe. I have four questions here from Ms. Jeralden Vergara. First, what's your favorite ulam daw?

Scythe: Anything spicy.

Extraordinaire: Shoe size.

Scythe: Shoe size? Nagtitinda ba siya ng sapatos? Uh, 13 US size. It's about 30 cm, give or take.

Extraordinaire: What do you hate most... or rather, pinaka ayaw mo sa isang babae?

Scythe: Masyadong pakipot.

Extraordinaire: This last one though, uhm, which one do you prefer: a woman who gives great head or a helluva rider.

Scythe: Both.

Extraordinaire: Phew! (I wiped the imaginary sweat on my forehead) that was naughty. Let's go to the next question. This is supposed to be for Vengeance but everyone is free to answer the question. Ms. Katrina Santos' question is do you like your name/names?

Vengeance: Hmm, it's okay. At least hindi mahihirapan ang computer sa pagpapa-process ng documents ko kasi walang kapareho n gpangalan. Kung meron man, suwerte na siguro ang tatlo.

Callous: I'm okay with it, too.

Torment: Well, I tried actually napapalitan ang name ko. Pero masyadong mahaba ang proseso dati. May court appearance pa. In the end, hindi ko na lang itinuloy.

Scythe: My name sounds unique, so ayos lang din sa akin.

Zenith: Changing my name won't change my fate, so what's the use?

Ominous: Some people thought my name is synonymous to luminous. So, I just stick to it.

Extraordinaire: Next question is from Shiela May Villeno, for Vengeance. Puwede ka raw bang maging boyfriend?

Vengeance: (Chuckling) Ah, a boy-friend? I'm quite busy nowadays I hardly had time for myself to make friends. Dito pa lang kay Scythe natutuyo na ang dugo ko.

Scythe: Ako na naman? Parang gusto ko natuloy iuwi ang sarili ko, masyadong nakaka-in love.

Zenith: Self-support.

Callous: Narcissist.

Extraordinaire: Okay, let's go to the last part. Fast talk.Lights on, lights off?

Torment: On.

Ominous: On.

Zenith: Off.

Scythe: Kahit anong trip ng partner ko.

Callous: On

Vengeance: Off.

Extraordinaire: Who are you in bed: a receiver or a giver?

Torment: Giver.

Ominous: Giver.

Zenith: Both

Scythe: Both

Callous: Uh, giver.

Vengeance: Giver.

Extraordinaire: Rough or gentle?

Torment: Gentle.

Ominous: Gentle

Zenith: Rough.

Scythe: Both.

Callous: Rough.

Vengeance: Gentle.

Extraordinaire: Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

Torment: Uh... phone booth.

Ominous: During a Ferris wheel ride

Zenith: Examination table.

Scythe: Behind the bushes.

Callous: Fishing boat.

Vengeance: In the park.

Extraordinaire: How would you describe your package?

Torment: (Chuckles) A weapon of love.

Ominous: (Laughing) The ambassador of goodwill.

Zenith: Uhm, heavenly banana?

They all guffawed in amusement, including yours truly. Heavenly banana, indeed.

Scythe: Damn. (Chuckling) Mine is the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Vengeance: Naka-slant din?

Another boisterous burst of laughter erupted in the room! Gosh, they are so adorbs.

Scythe: It's the girth, dumb ass. How would you describe yours?

Vengeance: Pistol of pleasure.

Scythe: Weak. How about you, Cal

Callous: The cause of laceration.

And that shut them up for a good thirty seconds. I had an awesome time talking to them. Despite all the mob-ish reputation surrounding their image in the eyes of the public as The Untouchables, they are still like any ordinary citizen. Playful, naughty, down to earth and well, extraordinaire at its finest.

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