It was a normal day in Adelaide. I was walking down the street with my friend Jacob who was a human. Jacob was telling me about his dream where I smushed another one of my friends into a freezer while laying on a bed wearing a robe laughing.

I couldn't stop myself from asking "Are you normal?"

"Maybe....."

While we were walking Jacob fell on the ground and started twitching and frothing at the mouth like he was having a seizure. I ignored him and kept walking not caring because I knew Jacob had his medication. SKITTLES. Jacob pulled out his bag of skittles and had a few and then teleported in front of me and stabbed me with a knife. You might be wondering why I wasn't freaking out that my friend was having a seizure, teleporting in front of me and stabbing me. Well I wasn't freaking put because Jacob always did that and I got used to it. That one time though....meh dropped a truck one me! I had a sore ass for a week.

We were walking past a cafe when the cafe window was smashed and something jumped out. I could see that it had tusks and was fat. When I could see it properly I realised it was a.... WALRUS?

"I think it's a dog" is the first thing that Jacob said

Then the walrus looked at me and Jacob and then shot a syringe out of its mouth into Jacobs eye and said "I'm a dog- uhhh sorry I meant to say that I'm the almighty walrus King bow to me"