Jacob with a syringe in his eye looked at the self proclaimed walrus King and said "I'm sure it's a dog"

"Im not a fu*king dog. Do I need to drug you with more syringes?"

Jacobs eyes lit up " please drug me more I'll do anything just drug me"

The walrus just looked at Jacob like he was crazy and the walrus was probably right. Jacob stabbed me in the heart as he said to the walrus "Don't look at me like that"
I was annoyed at Jacob because I didn't even do anything this time and I still got stabbed.

Just as the walrus was going to retort a big walrus the size of a car came out of the dark alley next to us. The big walrus started to eat the walrus that Jacob was arguing with. Jacob looked at the scene with childish glee and excitement as the walrus that annoyed Jacob was being crushed into a meat walrus paste. The walrus paste was put into a big blender which I have no idea how the walrus got it but the walrus meat paste was turned into a smoothie which was thoroughly enjoyed by the car sized walrus. Just then a bigger walrus came that was the size of a house came and inhaled the car sized walrus.  Then a mansion sized walrus absorbed the house sized walrus. Then a city sized walrus came and obliterated the mansion sized walrus. Then a continent sized walrus disintegrated the city sized walrus. Then an ocean sized walrus devoured the continent sized walrus. Then a world sized walrus chomped on the ocean sized walrus. Then a Galaxy sized walrus devoured the world sized walrus. Then a universe sized walrus slurped up the Galaxy sized walrus. Then Jacob, the universe sized walrus and I were transported to another dimension. The walrus who was in that dimension was 100 trillion kilometres long and 100 billion kilometres tall with his huge rolls of fate going everywhere. That walrus then put the universe sized walrus on a burger bun and ate the walrus burger. The walrus then said to us "McWalrus get diabetes in one meal 🤗😺"

After that we were teleported back to where we were before the walrus incident