(Maria is online.)

Maria: Bad ass agents, get on here now!

(Clint is online.)

(Nat is online.)

(Jane is online.)

Jane: I assume SHIELD only?

Maria: Yes. SHIELD only.

Clint: What's this about?

Maria: Our team has competition.

Nat: Course we do. NCIS's is freaking boss!

Maria: No . . . in SHIELD. Coulson's.

Clint: WHAAAAT?

Nat: He's DEAD!

Jane: Thor told me all about that, Loki killed him!

Maria: Yeah, I know. He's still alive. But look, he's got five others working for him now, and he's asking for our help.

Nat: Great. So who's doing what?

Maria: Jane, you're working with Agents Fitz and Simmons. FitzSimmons if you want it easier.

Jane: Er . . .

Maria: One's a rocket scientist, and the other has PHDs in . . . I'm not gonna even say.

Jane: On my way!

(Jane has logged out.)

Maria: I've got a meeting with Coulson and Agent Melinda May. Clint, Agent Grant Ward's been talking about how good his aim is.

Clint: Oh, really?

Maria: Uh huh.

Clint: Scuze me while I go show him who's boss at shooting.

(Clint has logged off.)

Nat: And me?

Maria: We've got a rookie with attitude that Agent Ward's complaining about.

Nat: And I'm training her?

Maria: Let's see . . . ah, yes, Fury's speed dial -

Nat: I'm gone!

(Nat has logged off.)

(Maria has logged off.)

(The Avengers have turned off invisibility.)

(NCIS has turned off invisibility.)

Stark: WHAT.

Steve: THE.

Bruce: HELL.

Abby: So I'm guessing Coulson's someone you knew.

Borin: Gee, you think?

Thor: Uh huh.

Loki: And I killed him. So we thought.

Ziva: Ouch.

Gibbs: That's weird.

DiNozzo: And now he's leading a team.

McGee: Ditched.

Ducky: No comment.

Stark: Call it, Captain.

Steve: *takes deep breath* THREE, SIX, EIGHT, NINE, GET YOUR BUTTS ON HERE DOUBLE TIME!

(Nat has logged on.)

Nat: Aw, come on!

(Clint has logged on.)

Clint: I didn't even get to the sniper rifles yet!

Gibbs: Sniper rifles?

Borin: Damn you, Barton.

(Jane is online.)

Jane: You just had to mess up the science experiment, didn't you?

Steve: Where's Maria?

Nat: Still in a meeting, I assume.

(Maria is online.)

Maria: Although SOMEONE rudely interrupted!

Stark: Coulson. Explain.

Maria: Crap, you heard?

Ziva: Stark installed his invisibility mode on here,

Nat: I did wonder what that button meant . . .

Stark: Hello! Back on subject!

Maria: He was in Tahiti for a while.

Bruce: And we didn't know this because why?

Clint: Who's a Level Seven clearance?

Thor: Jane, you do?

Jane: Apparently, since Maria told me.

Maria: Short story version, the Avengers don't.

Nat: Skye doesn't. She just joined out of the blue.

Jane: She was Rising Tide.

Nat: And she freaking JOINED?!

Clint: Ward's her S.O.

Nat: Oh, OK. Someone sane.

Gibbs: Focus!

Maria: Anyway, Coulson and his team might come over at some point, so Loki, do not kill him.

Loki: God's honor.

Thor: We have those?

Loki: We do now.

Nat: Glad that's settled. Now I've got to get back to Skye. Adiós!

(Nat has logged off.)

Clint: Gibbs, Borin, wanna help with the sniper rifle demonstration?

Gibbs: Bout time you asked!

Borin: Be ready to have your ass kicked!

(Clint has logged off.)

(Gibbs has logged off.)

(Borin has logged off.)

Jane: FitzSimmons and I are doing gamma stuff next. Wanna help, anyone?

Bruce: Coming!

Abby: You bet!

Ducky: I might as well pitch in. Sure!

(Jane has logged off.)

(Bruce has logged off.)

(Abby has logged off.)

Stark: FitzSimmons?

Ducky: Mr. Stark, I think you shouldn't come so you aren't tempted to run at Coulson.

Stark: Damn it!

(Ducky has logged off.)

DiNozzo: Burn!

McGee: Shut up, Tony. Don't you have firing practice?

Ziva: And he's going to lose.

DiNozzo: Oh, will I? Bring it, Zeevah!

Ziva: I will, "Please Headslap Me!"

DiNozzo: Oh, snap.

(Ziva has logged off.)

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

McGee: *sigh* I'll go make sure they won't kill themselves.

(McGee has logged off.)

Thor: So.

Loki: What's left to do?

Stark: . . . you guys met Pepper before? She's awesome.

Thor: On my way!

Loki: And he's flying. Welcome to teleportation.

Thor: Aw, c'mon!

(Stark has logged off.)

(Loki has logged off.)

Thor: My brother and his teleportation.

(WritersBlock039 has logged on.)

WB039: Deal with it.

Thor: O.o Who in the name of Odin are you?

WB039: Someone who has power over this chatroom. So deal with teleportation, for the sake of Asgard!

Thor: Anything for Asgard!

(Thor has logged off.)

WB039: Boom goes the dynamite.

(WB039 has logged off.)

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Yeah, I put myself in here, why not? ;)

Loving Agents of SHIELD, totally loving Skyeward. Anyone else? Anyway, let me know which character's your favorite, or your favorite funny moment from Avengers and/or NCIS.

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