(Gibbs is online.)

(Ducky is online.)

(Steve is online.)

(Thor is online.)

(Vance is online.)

Gibbs: Anyone know why we're on here?

Steve: No . . . I just got a message from Borin telling me to get on here.

Thor: Lady Jane told me!

Ducky: It was Natalia that told me.

Vance: Agent David.

Gibbs: Funny . . . Abby called me.

Vance: So why are we here?

(Stark is online.)

Stark: Who painted my suit like a candy cane?!

Steve: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Gibbs: O.o

(Abby is online.)

Abby: Give me Freddie and my CDs and you can stop being Candy Man.

Thor: But the man of candy has a Halloween costume!

Stark: -_- I'll paint it like that then. Truce?

Abby: Truce. Meet me in my lab.

Stark: Got it.

(Abby has logged off.)

Stark: . . . Candy Man?

(Stark has logged off.)

Steve: I am a fan of Abby now.

Vance: I wonder what Borin has planned.

(Loki is online.)

Loki: . . .

Thor: Holy poptarts.

Ducky: What?

Thor: My brother is speechless.

(Borin is online.)

Borin: Might have "accidentally" did something to his windpipe when he was in a headlock. :D

Thor: . . . that would do it.

Borin: And I stole his scepter.

Steve: O.O

Borin: Serves him for stealing my coffee beans. HA!

(Borin has logged off.)

Loki: *makes a pathetic whimpering noise that sounds like "help me"*

(Loki has logged off.)

Vance: Remind me never to mess with the CGIS while she works there.

Gibbs: Way ahead of you, Director.

Thor: So who's left?

Ducky: That would be Anthony -

Steve: He was first!

Ducky: . . . DiNozzo, Captain. DiNozzo, Agent Barton, and Dr. -

(Ziva is online.)

Ziva: If anyone's wondering where Bruce is, he's currently running around on the firing range firing guns all over the place and trying hard not to turn into the Hulk.

Steve: What did you do to him?!

Ziva: I stole his pills. :)

Thor: WHAT.

(Ziva has logged off.)

Ducky: I didn't know Dr. Banner was on medications.

Steve: Um . . . those keep him from becoming the Hulk.

Gibbs: Oh. So that's bad?

Steve: Quite.

Vance: Scuze me while I go make sure the firing range is intact.

(Vance has logged off.)

Ducky: I'll go and make sure he doesn't end up in a hospital . . .

(Ducky has logged off.)

Gibbs: I almost dread what Natasha has -

(Please Headslap Me is online.)

Gibbs: . . . gladly, DiNozzo.

Please Headslap Me: I did NOT do this!!

(Nat is online.)

Nat: BOOYAH!

Please Headslap Me: Change my name back, Nat!

Nat: Uh uh. ;)

Please Headslap Me: -_- Damn it!

Nat: Revenge is sweet, my dear.

Steve: What did you do?

Nat: I only stole all of his suits and his hair gel AND his badge.

Thor: O.O

Gibbs: And that’s why she’s my favorite agent.

Please Headslap Me: Gee. Thanks, boss. Now can you change my name?

Gibbs: Nat . . .

Nat: Grrrr, fine.

(Please Headslap Me is now DiNozzo.)

DiNozzo: THANK you!

Nat: Now go scram and try and calm down Bruce.

DiNozzo: Redheaded Russians . . .

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

Nat: So what has everyone else done?

Gibbs: Stark became “Candy Man”, Ziva’s probably set off the Hulk by stealing his meds, and Loki has a strained windpipe and is scepterless.

Nat: You guys didn’t do anything, right?

Steve: Nah, I was passed out at the desk after coffee.

Nat: Who does that, anyway?

Steve: Apparently me.

Thor: I was choking on poptarts. :(

Nat: ?

Gibbs: McGee gave him the fudge sundae ones.

Nat: Oh, with the sprinkles. Yeah, look out for the sprinkles.

Thor: So I have been told.

(Maria is online.)

Maria: Hehe . . . is McGee in yet?

Nat: He should be up here soon, why do you ask?

Maria: *snickers* No reason.

Gibbs: He just sat down . . . and he’s trying to get his computer turned on.

Steve: You did not!

Maria: Oh, yes I did. :)

Gibbs: He’s banging on his keyboard uselessly . . . and now he can’t get up out of his chair!

Thor: O.O

Nat: What exactly did you do?

Maria: Disconnected the computer, slashed the wires, and maybe put sticky glue on his chair?

Gibbs: I think that’s the best prank yet.

Nat: Yep. Although Stark being Candy Man was pretty sweet, too . . .

(McGee is online.)

McGee: MARA!

McGee: MARE!

McGee: Damned autocorrect . . . MARIA!

Maria: I might have also put a permanent fix of autocorrect on his phone.

Thor: I solemnly swear to never annoy Agent Hill again . . .

McGee: Great.

McGee: Grace.

McGee: GRRR! This stale thick!

McGee: Stupid thin!

McGee: THING! Dash it!

McGee: I’m not gonna even . . .

(McGee has logged off.)

Maria: Is it cruel if I say that gave me a huge sense of relief?

Gibbs: Nope.

Maria: I was going to anyway. :)

(Jane is online.)

Jane: I win.

Maria: What?

Nat: How?

Jane: Well . . . I beat him in a “bring a bow and arrow to a knife fight” battle – mainly cuz he wasn’t wearing a vest when I was – I gave more reasons as to why Clove was awesomer than Katniss, beat him in a nickname contest, and – the best part – stole all of his trick arrows and threw them out in the ocean somewhere. Boom.

Maria: O.O

Nat: Ho

Gibbs: Ly

Steve: Crap.

Thor: Let us make a pact to never mess with Lady Jane.

Steve: Agreed.

Maria: So where is he?

Jane: Uhh . . . last I heard, he was going on a Hulkish rampage.

Nat: Well, let me go calm him down. Nice job, Janey.

Jane: Thanks!

(Nat has logged off.)

Maria: Maybe I should go help McGee . . .

Gibbs: Probably, since he’s going crazy over there.

Maria: Yeah, I’ll go help.

(Maria has logged off.)

Thor: . . . I’ll go see if I can stop Loki from trying to get his scepter back from Lady Borin.

Jane: I’ll help!

Thor: Kay.

(Thor has logged off.)

(Jane has logged off.)

Gibbs: Did Thor just say “kay?”

Steve: Yup.

Gibbs: How good are you with a firearm?

Steve: Eh, good enough.

Gibbs: Not for NCIS. Get to the gun range.

Steve: Uhh . . .

Gibbs: Double time, Super Soldier!

Steve: SIR YES SIR!

(Steve has logged off.)

Gibbs: Good channeling the military again. :)

(Gibbs has logged off.)

***

Yes, my favorite HG character is Clove. 1) she is awesome with knives, 2) she has black hair, 3) she seems to be the definition of a bitch, and 4) she's Cato's district partner. Yes, she is awesome. :)

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