(Stark is online.)

Stark: Hey, everyone! Get your lazy butts on the computer already!

(Bruce is online.)

Bruce: Dude . . . I'm right next to you!

Stark: Still.

(Steve is online.)

(Borin is online.)

(Vance is online.)

(Ziva is online.)

Vance: Stark . . . this had better be important.

Steve: You're lucky it's a break in the meeting.

(Gibbs is online.)

(DiNozzo is online.)

(Nat is online.)

(Clint is online.)

Gibbs: You're dead, Stark. You interrupted the firing practice.

Stark: So?

Nat: -_- I was part of that group.

Stark: O.O Sorry, Nattie.

Nat: NO ONE CALLS ME NATTIE!

(McGee is online.)

(Abby is online.)

(Maria is online.)

(Ducky is online.)

Maria: Who are we calling Nattie?

Nat: -_- Die, Maria.

(Thor is online.)

(Loki is online.)

(Jane is online.)

Jane: Maria's dying?

Loki: What did she do?

Nat: Called me "Nattie." *glares*

Maria: *glares right back and holds up pink slip*

Nat: *backs down*

Maria: I still am technically above you, and if I fill this out and give it to Fury . . .

Nat: I said "live your life happily," didn't I?

Clint: That's what I heard!

Stark: Avengers, COUNT OFF!

Steve: Hey, that's my line!

Gibbs: Do it, soldier!

Steve: O.O One!

Thor: Two!

Nat: Three!

Bruce: Four!

Stark: Five!

Clint: Six!

Loki: Seven!

Steve: Agents, count off!

Maria: Eight!

Jane: Nine!

Gibbs: Ten!

Borin: Eleven!

DiNozzo: Twelve!

Ziva: Thirteen!

McGee: Fourteen!

Ducky: Fifteen!

Abby: And Sixteen!

Stark: We're missing one.

Abby: . . . Stark, Freddie doesn't have a chatroom account.

Stark: I should solve that problem . . .

Vance: ANYWAY, as much fun as seeing all those numbers fly across my screen was . . . Stark, why the hell are we on here?

Stark: I know what game we're playing!

Gibbs: Crap.

Bruce: Might as well get this over with . . . what is it?

Stark: That Awkward Moment.

DiNozzo: OH, HELL NO!

Loki: That Awkward Moment . . . ?

Borin: You say the most awkward moment of your life. Which I don't get why DiNozzo's mad about . . .

Nat: OMG, DiNozzo automatically wins without even playing the game! :D

McGee: Don't even remind me! . . . but yeah, that was really awkward. You weren't right across the restaurant. O.o

Abby: *snickers*

Gibbs: -_-

Stark: Do I even want to know?

DiNozzo: NO.

Nat: That means yes. DiNozzo goes last, therefore.

Stark: OK, we'll go in number order, except DiNozzo goes last.

Steve: *sigh* Fine. That awkward moment when you get high on coffee for two seconds, then pass out on your desk for nine hours straight.

Thor: That awkward moment when your soon-to-be girlfriend hits you twice with her truck.

Jane: They were accidents!

Thor: I already forgave you.

Nat: That awkward moment when you flirt with your "boss" while undercover, and then you go badass by taking out his worst enemy.

Gibbs: ?

Stark: Yep, that girl's a keeper.

Nat: You're welcome about Whiplash, by the way.

Bruce: Ahem . . . that awkward moment when you break Harlem. As the Big Guy.

Stark: OK . . . that awkward moment when you realize your hot girlfriend has been turned into an Extremis girl and she looks like she wants to kill you every single time she looks at you!

Maria: I still pity Pepper on that account . . .

Clint: That awkward moment when you were ordered to kill your future partner and best friend.

Nat: It's still a wonder we survived Budapest without Fury trying to kill me every single second he could.

Stark: So do we get to know . . . ?

Nat: NO.

Clint: Absolutely. Not.

Nat: *fistbumps*

Clint: *fistbumps back*

Stark: Gee . . . sorry I asked.

Loki: *sigh* I guess it's my turn . . . That awkward moment when you kill your real father while trying to save your adoptive one . . . and then your adoptive brother shows up and wants to kill you.

Thor: I was just trying to stop you from hurting Mother!

Loki: I love Frigga to death, I wouldn't hurt her!

Maria: AHEM!

Loki: O.O

Abby: :)

Thor: Silence before the electronic destroyer.

Maria: -_- That awkward moment when you have to climb out of NCIS headquarters by a window in the bathroom that's three stories above the ground and you have to figure out how to get down WITHOUT using a tree.

Borin: I did wonder how you managed that.

Jane: Well, that awkward moment when you realize your boyfriend is a freaking GOD! :)

Thor: :)

Loki: *gags*

Gibbs: OK then. That awkward moment when you have to work with your best friend on a case -

Stark: Don't see this as awkward.

Gibbs: - when the man in question is our ex-wife's current husband and she wants to kill both of us.

Ducky: Definitely awkward.

Bruce: *whistles*

Steve: Yeah, that's definitely awkward.

Stark: . . . .

Nat: Wow, Stark is thunderstruck. Nice job, Gibbs!

Gibbs: First thing that came to mind.

Borin: Hmm . . . oh, that awkward moment when you're the subject of a dare. Care to elaborate, someone?

DiNozzo: *whistles innocently*

McGee: Um, currently trying to write a report . . .

Ziva: I told DiNozzo and McGee that if they successfully asked out the first woman they saw, I'd do their paperwork for a week.

Vance: Agent Borin was the winner.

Borin: Ziva told me ahead of time.

DiNozzo: Cheater.

Ziva: Oh, so if we're skipping DiNozzo, is that . . . me?

Ducky: I believe so.

Ziva: *sigh* That awkward moment when you kill your half brother under orders but pretend it was spur of the moment. Sorry again.

Gibbs: It's fine, Ziver.

McGee: That awkward moment when your younger sister is the subject of a murder case.

Maria: O.O

Stark: I can't even . . .

Steve: What happened?

McGee: Her peanut butter was spiked with a serial raping drug one night. Turns out it was the head cheerleader and security guard that killed the seaman in question.

Bruce: Yeesh.

Vance: Director Shepard told me about that.

McGee: Yeah . . . *sighs*

Ducky: Let's see . . . that awkward moment when you're asked to lead an investigation into a cold case.

Gibbs: It was your case.

Abby: That awkward moment when your ex-boyfriend begins stalking you and tries to pump poisonous gas into your lab.

Clint: Holy poptarts!

Borin: O.O

Abby: Gibbs never mentioned that?

Maria: Nooooo . . .

Abby: Yeah, not fun being stalked.

DiNozzo: Still not saying it.

Nat: Then we say it for you!

Stark: This is gonna be good.

DiNozzo: No. No, no, NO.

Nat: On three?

McGee: Agreed.

Abby: On your cue.

DiNozzo: You wouldn't!

Nat: One.

DiNozzo: Grrrrrrrrrr . . .

McGee: Two.

DiNozzo: *tries to hold back temper*

Clint: Water break. *sips water*

Abby: Th -

DiNozzo: FINE! That awkward moment when you're tonguing your girlfriend when it turns out she's a he and he's a suspect in your investigation!

Clint: *spit take*

Vance: WHAT.

Ziva: IN.

Maria: THE.

Thor: HELL.

Stark: O.O

Bruce: *falls out of chair*

Steve: . . .

Nat: Told ya it was worth it.

Loki: Were you drunk, Agent DiNozzo?

DiNozzo: Sadly, no.

Jane: So DiNozzo wins?

Borin: Loud and proud, DiNozzo.

DiNozzo: I'm gonna go recollect my dignity now.

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

Nat: I'm gonna pester him some more. :) Anyone else?

Abby: Coming!

(Nat has logged off.)

(Abby has logged off.)

McGee: Too good of an opportunity.

(McGee has logged off.)

Gibbs: Coffee break?

Ducky: Thank you, Jethro!

Borin: Yup.

Loki: Sure.

Steve: Me?

Gibbs: GUN RANGE, SOLDIER!

Steve: SIR YES SIR!

(Steve has logged off.)

Stark: Was his cereal spiked or something?

Gibbs: Nah, he's just terrible with a gun unless adrenaline's going. See ya.

(Gibbs has logged off.)

(Ducky had logged off.)

(Borin has logged off,)

(Loki has logged off.)

Vance: Should I go check on Steve and make sure the entire field isn't peppered with bullets?

Maria: Yeah, I'll join you.

Jane: While Kattie and I prepare for another reenactment.

Clint: CLOVEY.

Jane: CLATNISS. Boom.

(Jane has logged off.)

Clint: I. Will. Kill. Her.

(Clint has logged off.)

Vance: Thor?

Thor: Yes?

Vance: Go save your girlfriend from Agent Barton.

Thor: Got it.

(Thor has logged off.)

(Vance has logged off.)

Maria: See ya, guys.

Stark: Bye.

(Maria has logged off.)

Stark: Now we just need scotch . . .

Bruce: You and your alcohol . . .

(Stark has logged off.)

Bruce: Next time this happens, Pepper is going to know.

(Bruce has logged off.)