Never Have I Ever . . .

(Thor is online.)

(Loki is online.)

(Jane is online.)

(Nat is online.)

Nat: And now there are four.

Loki: Why are we on here again?

Thor: It is a very good question, my brother. You see –

Loki: Once more, we are not brothers!

Thor: :(

Loki: Grrrrr . . .

Jane: Enough of the cat fight, ladies.

Loki: I’m not a lady!

Nat: Coulda fooled me with that attitude. Get the Z-snap down and hey presto!

Jane: BURN!

Nat: You’re a lady.

Thor: You and Jane are.

Nat: Thor, I’m a freaking federal agent with a badass attitude and guns. I do not count. Cuz I’m a spider!

Jane: And I’m a knife thrower who could probably beat Clove any day.

Nat: You and Clint still going at it?

Jane: Hell yeah!

Loki: -_- One more time . . . why are we on here?

Thor: Hang on.

(Stark is online.)

(Bruce is online.)

(Clint is online.)

(Steve is online.)

(Maria is online.)

Bruce: Simultaneous invitation.

Stark: Nice going, Mean Swing.

Thor: Thank you, Candy Man.

Stark: . . .

Jane: O.o

Nat: Abby’s prank on Stark.

Jane: Oh.

(Gibbs is online.)

(DiNozzo is online.)

(Ziva is online.)

(McGee is online.)

(Borin is online.)

(Abby is online.)

Borin: Why in hell are we here?

Nat: That’s what we were asking.

Thor: I was thinking of playing never have I ever!

Nat: Oh, SWEET!

Gibbs: Here we go . . .

Thor: I shall start! Never have I ever . . . been raised by someone other than my parents!

Nat: False.

Abby: Ditto.

Steve: At some point. Then I met Bucky.

Loki: Duh.

Thor: Anyone else?

Maria: None that I know of.

Nat: Alrighty, my turn! Never have I ever . . . gone to a bar without drowning at least one alcoholic drink!

Steve: A bar or anywhere?

Nat: Bar, Steve.

Steve: That does not occur for me. Peggy just caught me drinking somewhere . . . might have been a bookstore, but it definitely was not a bar.

Loki: And I.

Nat: Wow, I thought that was everyone.

Clint: I bet I’ve got one.

Gibbs: Oh?

Clint: Never have I ever . . . refused to rescue someone who was close to me if something ever happened to them.

Gibbs: Wow.

Thor: That does apply to most of us.

Clint: Now SAY THEM and WHEN!

Gibbs: Abby from Haswari. Still hate him, sorry Ziver.

Ziva: It is fine.

Abby: Nat for finding the Avengers!

Nat: Clint from Loki’s mind control.

DiNozzo: Ducky from those funeral creepers!

Ziva: Gibbs from my brother.

McGee: Kate from the SEAL escapee.

Stark: Someone from the SEALs escaped?

McGee: He was in prison for murder.

Stark: Oh. Anyway . . . Pepper from Vanko and the Mandarin. :)

Bruce: Stark when he fell from the portal in New York.

Steve: Nat.

Nat: When . . . ?

Steve: Manhattan.

Nat: Oh yeah, the explosion.

Thor: Lady Romanoff from gamma radiation, Lady Sif from the Destroyer, Warriors Three in Jotunheim . . .

Loki: Meh, Agent Romanoff from Boone.

Nat: Ugh, don’t remind me . . . :/

Clint: Nat from Loki when he tried to blast her out of the sky.

Borin: My agents if we get into a firefight.

Maria: Borin from Loki.

Jane: Nat, Clint, Gibbs, and Maria from Loki.

Nat: What am I, just someone who has to be saved a whole lot?

Clint: Apparently.

Nat: . . . interesting.

Gibbs: Quite.

Stark: . . . so another game tomorrow?

Nat: Eh, why not.

Stark: Great! C’mon, Bruce.

Bruce: Science?

Stark: Lab!

Bruce: You got it.

(Stark has logged off.)

(Bruce has logged off.)

Abby: Speaking of which, I have something on the case for ya, Gibbs!

Gibbs: I’m on my way.

(Gibbs has logged off.)

(Abby has logged off.)

DiNozzo: McGee . . . something glitched on my computer again.

McGee: Then how the hell is it still on?

DiNozzo: I dunno . . . something’s wrong with the network.

McGee: *sigh* I’ll take a look.

(McGee has logged off.)

DiNozzo: Hopefully it’s truth or dare. :)

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

Nat: Knowing Stark, it’s going to be worse than truth or dare.

Maria: No freaking kidding.

Ziva: Gun range?

Nat: Meet you down in five!

(Ziva has logged off.)

Nat: Anyone else?

Maria: Nah, I’ve got a few reports to write up for Fury. :/

Borin: Same here, except for CGIS.

Nat: Jane?

Jane: Nah, I’m going to the training arena at the closest SHIELD base.

Clint: -_- I will hurt you someday for beating me, Foster.

Jane: You wish. I’ll take you any day.

Clint: Grappling then.

Jane: Bring it, Katniss!

Clint: Bring it, Clovey!

Jane: GRRR!

Clint: O.O

(Jane has logged off.)

Clint: I am going to pay for saying that later . . .

(Clint has logged off.)

(Nat has logged off.)

Maria: Well, see you all later!

Borin: And no falling asleep because of coffee, Steve!

Steve: Yes, ma’am!

(Borin has logged off.)

(Maria has logged off.)

Steve: So there’s this coffee shop called Starbucks . . .

Loki: What is this “Starbucks?”

Steve: You are definitely coming with me. Thor?

Thor: zzzzZzzZzz

Loki: Did he fall asleep again?

(Thor has logged off.)

Loki: There. Idiot. -_- He had classical music going on in his room.

Steve: Well, OK then . . .

Loki: . . . Starbucks?

Steve: Definitely.

(Loki has logged off.)

(Steve has logged off.)

***

So what game will it be? Hint, not truth or dare, but I may put that in here at some point. :)

Also, put down below a "never have I ever," and I will tell you if it is true or not! A little "ask the author" thing, if you will. :)

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