Never Have I Ever . . .
(Thor is online.)
(Loki is online.)
(Jane is online.)
(Nat is online.)
Nat: And now there are four.
Loki: Why are we on here again?
Thor: It is a very good question, my brother. You see –
Loki: Once more, we are not brothers!
Thor: :(
Loki: Grrrrr . . .
Jane: Enough of the cat fight, ladies.
Loki: I’m not a lady!
Nat: Coulda fooled me with that attitude. Get the Z-snap down and hey presto!
Jane: BURN!
Nat: You’re a lady.
Thor: You and Jane are.
Nat: Thor, I’m a freaking federal agent with a badass attitude and guns. I do not count. Cuz I’m a spider!
Jane: And I’m a knife thrower who could probably beat Clove any day.
Nat: You and Clint still going at it?
Jane: Hell yeah!
Loki: -_- One more time . . . why are we on here?
Thor: Hang on.
(Stark is online.)
(Bruce is online.)
(Clint is online.)
(Steve is online.)
(Maria is online.)
Bruce: Simultaneous invitation.
Stark: Nice going, Mean Swing.
Thor: Thank you, Candy Man.
Stark: . . .
Jane: O.o
Nat: Abby’s prank on Stark.
Jane: Oh.
(Gibbs is online.)
(DiNozzo is online.)
(Ziva is online.)
(McGee is online.)
(Borin is online.)
(Abby is online.)
Borin: Why in hell are we here?
Nat: That’s what we were asking.
Thor: I was thinking of playing never have I ever!
Nat: Oh, SWEET!
Gibbs: Here we go . . .
Thor: I shall start! Never have I ever . . . been raised by someone other than my parents!
Nat: False.
Abby: Ditto.
Steve: At some point. Then I met Bucky.
Loki: Duh.
Thor: Anyone else?
Maria: None that I know of.
Nat: Alrighty, my turn! Never have I ever . . . gone to a bar without drowning at least one alcoholic drink!
Steve: A bar or anywhere?
Nat: Bar, Steve.
Steve: That does not occur for me. Peggy just caught me drinking somewhere . . . might have been a bookstore, but it definitely was not a bar.
Loki: And I.
Nat: Wow, I thought that was everyone.
Clint: I bet I’ve got one.
Gibbs: Oh?
Clint: Never have I ever . . . refused to rescue someone who was close to me if something ever happened to them.
Gibbs: Wow.
Thor: That does apply to most of us.
Clint: Now SAY THEM and WHEN!
Gibbs: Abby from Haswari. Still hate him, sorry Ziver.
Ziva: It is fine.
Abby: Nat for finding the Avengers!
Nat: Clint from Loki’s mind control.
DiNozzo: Ducky from those funeral creepers!
Ziva: Gibbs from my brother.
McGee: Kate from the SEAL escapee.
Stark: Someone from the SEALs escaped?
McGee: He was in prison for murder.
Stark: Oh. Anyway . . . Pepper from Vanko and the Mandarin. :)
Bruce: Stark when he fell from the portal in New York.
Steve: Nat.
Nat: When . . . ?
Steve: Manhattan.
Nat: Oh yeah, the explosion.
Thor: Lady Romanoff from gamma radiation, Lady Sif from the Destroyer, Warriors Three in Jotunheim . . .
Loki: Meh, Agent Romanoff from Boone.
Nat: Ugh, don’t remind me . . . :/
Clint: Nat from Loki when he tried to blast her out of the sky.
Borin: My agents if we get into a firefight.
Maria: Borin from Loki.
Jane: Nat, Clint, Gibbs, and Maria from Loki.
Nat: What am I, just someone who has to be saved a whole lot?
Clint: Apparently.
Nat: . . . interesting.
Gibbs: Quite.
Stark: . . . so another game tomorrow?
Nat: Eh, why not.
Stark: Great! C’mon, Bruce.
Bruce: Science?
Stark: Lab!
Bruce: You got it.
(Stark has logged off.)
(Bruce has logged off.)
Abby: Speaking of which, I have something on the case for ya, Gibbs!
Gibbs: I’m on my way.
(Gibbs has logged off.)
(Abby has logged off.)
DiNozzo: McGee . . . something glitched on my computer again.
McGee: Then how the hell is it still on?
DiNozzo: I dunno . . . something’s wrong with the network.
McGee: *sigh* I’ll take a look.
(McGee has logged off.)
DiNozzo: Hopefully it’s truth or dare. :)
(DiNozzo has logged off.)
Nat: Knowing Stark, it’s going to be worse than truth or dare.
Maria: No freaking kidding.
Ziva: Gun range?
Nat: Meet you down in five!
(Ziva has logged off.)
Nat: Anyone else?
Maria: Nah, I’ve got a few reports to write up for Fury. :/
Borin: Same here, except for CGIS.
Nat: Jane?
Jane: Nah, I’m going to the training arena at the closest SHIELD base.
Clint: -_- I will hurt you someday for beating me, Foster.
Jane: You wish. I’ll take you any day.
Clint: Grappling then.
Jane: Bring it, Katniss!
Clint: Bring it, Clovey!
Jane: GRRR!
Clint: O.O
(Jane has logged off.)
Clint: I am going to pay for saying that later . . .
(Clint has logged off.)
(Nat has logged off.)
Maria: Well, see you all later!
Borin: And no falling asleep because of coffee, Steve!
Steve: Yes, ma’am!
(Borin has logged off.)
(Maria has logged off.)
Steve: So there’s this coffee shop called Starbucks . . .
Loki: What is this “Starbucks?”
Steve: You are definitely coming with me. Thor?
Thor: zzzzZzzZzz
Loki: Did he fall asleep again?
(Thor has logged off.)
Loki: There. Idiot. -_- He had classical music going on in his room.
Steve: Well, OK then . . .
Loki: . . . Starbucks?
Steve: Definitely.
(Loki has logged off.)
(Steve has logged off.)
***
So what game will it be? Hint, not truth or dare, but I may put that in here at some point. :)
Also, put down below a "never have I ever," and I will tell you if it is true or not! A little "ask the author" thing, if you will. :)
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