(Steve is online.)

(Nat is online.)

(Maria is online.)

Nat: God. Damned. HYDRA!

Steve: How's that new identity hunt going?

Nat: Grr . . . it's going.

(Gibbs is online.)

(DiNozzo is online.)

(McGee is online.)

(Ziva is online.)

(Vance is online.)

(Borin is online.)

DiNozzo: Congratulations! And the award for the best ransackers of Washington D.C. are . . . drumroll please . . .

Gibbs: -_- *headslaps*

DiNozzo: Hey! What did I do this time?!

McGee: That was quite a path of destruction you two made.

Steve: It wasn't our fault! Really! HYDRA was trying to kill us!

Maria: About that . . .

Nat: What?

Maria: Update from Coulson. You know Agent Ward's S.O., John Garrett?

Nat: Yeah.

Maria: . . . he's HYDRA.

Nat: WHAT?!

(Clint is online.)

(Stark is online.)

(Bruce is online.)

(Thor is online.)

(Jane is online.)

(Loki is online.)

(Abby is online.)

(Ducky is online.)

Ducky: Dear God, Natalia . . .

Abby: What made you get pissed off?

Clint: Betrayers inside of SHIELD.

Thor: What?

Jane: HYDRA's been infiltrating SHIELD for years since its formation.

Steve: Started when Arnim Zola was forced to work for SHIELD. It went from there.

Clint: Even Agent Sitwell was one of them.

Bruce: I knew there was something I didn't like about that guy . . .

Stark: Well, if any SHIELD agent needs work, you're welcome to apply at Stark Industries.

Maria: I might take you up on that, but Borin's keeping me in CGIS for now.

Borin: We need every agent we can get.

Ziva: What exactly was HYDRA, if you don't mind me asking?

Steve: It was a group in World War II, led by Johann Schmidt, also known as the Red Skull. They used weapons powered by the Tesseract to fight against U.S. troops. When I became Captain America, I was in charge of knocking out HYDRA bases around the world with the Howling Commandos. My friend Bucky Barnes went missing in action.

Gibbs: He wasn't killed?

Nat: Not if the Winter Soldier was anything to go by.

Steve: He survived, but he was brainwashed. He almost killed Nat.

Nat: I seem to be a huge target . . .

Abby: Who isn't that's in SHIELD?

Steve: And now Fury's gone off the grid.

Loki: Reports said he was dead.

Jane: Reports say that Coulson is still dead as well.

Loki: No comment.

Clint: I think I'll go back to the FBI for a while . . . assuming Fornell will still let me stay on the team.

Vance: Both Agent Romanoff and Agent Foster are welcome at NCIS if they need work.

Nat: Thank God almighty.

Jane: Thanks, but I'll stay in New Mexico for now.

Vance: Just keep my offer in mind. Agent David, Mossad's on the line.

Ziva: I will be right up.

(Ziva has logged off.)

(Vance has logged off.)

Steve: Coffee's on me, Nat, Steve, Maria, Jane. You need it.

Nat: I love you, boss.

Gibbs: Love you too, Nat.

(Nat has logged off.)

Stark: *cough*

DiNozzo: So by "love" . . .

Gibbs: She's like a daughter to me, DiNozzo. And expect a headslap when I get back.

DiNozzo: *gulps* Yes, boss.

(Gibbs has logged off.)

(Steve has logged off.)

(Maria has logged off.)

(Jane has logged off.)

Clint: Well, back to the FBI for me.

Borin: I'll go with you. Need to talk to Fornell anyway.

(Clint has logged off.)

(Borin has logged off.)

Abby: Girls' night for me and Ziva!

Ziva: Since when?

Abby: . . . NOW!

(Abby has logged off.)

Ziva: *sigh* I will see you all tomorrow.

McGee: 'Night, Ziva.

DiNozzo: Zeevah.

Ziva: *flicks open Swiss army knife*

DiNozzo: *holds up hands in surrender*

(Ziva has logged off.)

McGee: We have scary badass women in our lives.

Stark: Yup.

Bruce: But they're on our sides.

Thor: We hope.

Loki: *cricket chirps*

Ducky: How are those star charts working for Miss Foster?

Thor: She loves them.

Loki: It was a good choice. How is the tea?

Ducky: Delightful.

Stark: Well, I'm feeling up for shawarma. Anyone else?

DiNozzo: WHERE.

Stark: See you. ;)

DiNozzo: RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

(Stark has logged off.)

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

McGee: -_- Which came first: the DiNozzo or the Stark?

Loki: No idea, and I don't care.

Bruce: Shawarma does sound good, though.

Ducky: Agreed.

Thor: Last one there is a bilgesnipe!

(Thor has logged off.)

(McGee has logged off.)

(Bruce has logged off.)

(Loki has logged off.)

(Ducky has logged off.)