(Gibbs is online.)

(Borin is online.)

(DiNozzo is online.)

(Ziva is online.)

(Abby is online.)

(McGee is online.)

(Ducky is online.)

Gibbs: . . . wow.

Borin: I know.

DiNozzo: How the hell did Hill end up working for Stark?!

McGee: I think she applied for a job.

DiNozzo: No, really, McObvious?

Abby: Better than having nowhere to go, Tony.

Ducky: And I do believe Miss Hill would have the best attitude to match Mr. Stark's.

Ziva: I still do not understand how many could think of SHIELD as terrorists.

Borin: HYDRA attacked the UN in broad daylight, and in SHIELD gear.

DiNozzo: . . . what the hell?

Gibbs: Vance sent me that report. Didn't they get a new team member, too?

Borin: Two of them. A Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse.

Ziva: I've heard of Bobbi. Mockingbird, yes?

Borin: Hell if I know.

(Maria is online.)

(Stark is online.)

(Bruce is online.)

Stark: We've got a problem.

DiNozzo: What happened to JARVIS?

Stark: . . . nothing.

DiNozzo: Then what's wrong?

Bruce: Loki lost his scepter.

Gibbs: What?

(Thor is online.)

(Steve is online.)

(Nat is online.)

(Clint is online.)

(Jane is online.)

Clint: And guess who has to go get it.

Ziva: You?

Nat: Close.

McGee: You're not saying . . . 

DiNozzo: Hell, no!

Stark: Oh, yes.

Steve: All of us are going.

Borin: Why isn't Loki coming?!

Thor: HYDRA allies have taken his scepter. He and Father believe those same people might go after the Tesseract and the Aether.

Ducky: Sorry, the what?

Jane: You don't want to know what it does.

Gibbs: When are you heading out?

Steve: We're ready whenever you are.

Jane: I can't pitch in, either.

Abby: Why not?

Jane: Science stuff.

DiNozzo: Science stuff.

Jane: I'll say no more.

Borin: Fine. We'll head out as soon as we can.

Steve: Good. Pack your bags, because we're heading to Sokovia.

McGee: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Stark: Um, Abby, can you stick around for a moment?

Abby: Sure.

Ducky: We will leave you to it.

(Gibbs has logged off.)

(Ducky has logged off.)

(McGee has logged off.)

(Ziva has logged off.)

(Borin has logged off.)

(Jane has logged off.)

(Maria has logged off.)

(Steve has logged off.)

(Nat has logged off.)

(Clint has logged off.)

(Thor has logged off.)

Abby: Why are we still on here?

Stark: It's something Banner and I are working on, and we think you can help.

Bruce: It was Tony's idea.

Abby: What is it?

Stark: It's called the Ultron Project . . .

***

Ladies and gentlemen, we will indeed have an NCIS/Avengers version of "Age of Ultron." :D This sets it up, and this will not be updated until AFTER I post the fanfiction.

And since Thanos is actually still alive (and since it appears I killed him in the last trilogy) who has ideas about how to keep Thanos in the game?