(Due to Ironmouse and Froot pushing back their new model debeuts, I'll be able to finish all the chapters by Halloween, so instead of removing them, I'll be making these chapters part of Lemon Side Stories)

(ALSO BE PREPARED, CAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF VTUBERS IN THIS CHAPTER, LIKE THIS CHAPTER IS FUCKING STACKED WITH CAMEOS! Also I decided that the next chapter will be the lemon, I kinda just wanted to do a massive chapter filled with SO MANY JOKES and MEMES since writing Lemons takes a lot out of me.)

(Also Nyanners released a cover of my all time favorite Metal Gear Song (Not from Revengence). Go listen to it right now!)

https://youtu.be/Zx10MlfxpFk

(Okay that's enough Simping, it's story time!)

https://youtu.be/rckYQnPW-wk

Y/n POV

I woke up the next morning still in Mel's bed, I saw she was gone and she had left me a note saying she was heading out to the convention. I got out of the bed and walked back over to my room, I noticed my room was a bit dirty, so I did some light cleaning before finally walking over to my closet.

Y/n: Alright, I got that collab with The Weary 101 tonight, I have no idea who else is going to be there, but I need to find something nice to wear.

After searching through my closet, I finally found something nice to wear.

Y/n: Y/n you once again handsome as fuck bastard, now let's head out.

I then made my way to the garage and turned on the lights, I looked at all the options we had for cars and smirked when I saw the correct one for me, a Vintage 1965 Ford Mustang Convertible.

Y/n: Now that's the perfect car to take to a bar.

I hopped into the car Dukes of Hazard style and started the car, I then started playing a song via Bluetooth.

https://youtu.be/CTKelM1ojis

Y/n: Ah Yeah, Lupin would be proud!

I then drove off towards The Weary 101.

(Timeskip)

After a nice drive, I eventually arrived at the The Weary 101, I couldn't like, it was a very nice looking place, I saw a place to park and parked the car before grabbing my sunglasses and stepping out. I walked up to the front and opened the door. I saw Taka behind the bar, pouring a drink.

TAKAHATA101 "THE VTUBING BARTENDER"

Taka: Ah, Y/n, I heard your car pull up and decided to get a drink ready for you.

Y/n: Well that's swell. I appreciate it.

I made my way over to the bar and sat down on one the stools and tasted the drink, he's done his research, tastes exactly like carrots.

Y/n: You've done your research Taka, How did you know how to make a Carrot Cocktail?

Taka: I can't take all the credit.

Y/n: Oh? Who else do I need to thank for this wonderful drink?

???: That would be me handsome~

I turned around to see someone with purple skin, red eyes, and purple/teal hair, I knew who this was, Melody had mentioned them several times to me, this was Mimcubus the Incubus and I won't like they were even cuter in person.

(SURPRISE! Y/N SWINGS BOTH WAYS!)

MIMCUBUS "AN INCUBUS THAT COLLECTS FANTASIES!"

Y/n: Well, Well, Well, if it isn't Mimcubus, I thought you have tackled me as soon as I stepped into the door.

Mim: Oh trust me hot stuff, I wanted to, but I'm waiting for another time~

Y/n: Oh?

Mim: Now if you will excuse me, I need to take a seat.

Mim then immediately hopped into my lap.

Taka: Mim what have I told you about sitting in the Male Customer's laps?

Y/n: It's quite alright Taka, I don't mind.

Mim then gave me a kiss on the cheek.

Mim: Awww, thanks handsome.

Y/n: No problem.

Taka: Huh, I always thought you were straight since you are dating the VShojo and NijisanjiEN Girls.

Y/n: Heh,

https://youtu.be/uPiH63bemA8

Taka: You sneaky son of a bitch.

Y/n: That I am, so Taka, who's showing up for this collab tonight?

Taka: As far as I know, it's going to be Me, You, and Mim.

Suddenly there was a knock at the Bar door.

Taka: It's open!

The bar door opened to reveal a girl with long green hair and yellow eyes, the first thing that stood out to me was her Antlers that had vines and yellow flowers in them.

HARUKA KARIBU "SHE'S A CARIBOU NOT A DEER!"

 Haruka: Hello! I'm here!

Taka: Hey Haruka, I want you to meet-

Haruka: Y/n L/n "The Bunny Boy Vtuber Harem King"

Y/n: I see my reputation proceeds me.

Haruka: That it does, and I gotta say, you are a lot cuter in person~ I see Mim has taken a liking to you.

Y/n: I appreciate the compliment, you are pretty cute yourself Caribou.

Haruka: I like you already.

Y/n: Feelings Mutual.

Then another knock at the bar door came.

Taka: Come on i-

Before Taka could even finished his sentence, the door was kicked down, the culprit was a girl with pink hair and orange-yellow eyes. She had black feathered harpy ears and matching black wings. I had to admit once again, she was cute.

TRICKYWI "SHE'S NOT A CAT!"

Taka: Tricky! I just fixed that door!

Tricky: Whatever Taka, I heard there was a cute boy here!

Her eyes then turned to me and she immediately rushed towards me and Mim who was still sitting in my lap.

Tricky: Hi I'm-

Y/n: TrickyWi, An Egyptian Harpy Dragon.

Tricky: Wow cute and well endoweded, you really are the perfect package.

Y/n: I can show you a perfect package~

Tricky: Well, well, well, Flirty too, be careful Mimmy, I might just steal that seat from you.

Mim: Over my dead body! Y/n's lap is mine!

I suddenly felt a shiver down my spine as I turned towards the door, well this is gonna be fun, standing at the door was the Moth Mommy herself, Juniper Actias.

JUNIPER ACTIAS "STEP ON ME MOTH MOMMY!"

Juniper: What's going on here?

Taka: Ah Juniper, welcome to the chaos that is The Weary 101.

Juniper: So what's the cause of all this chaos tonight?

Y/n: *raises hand* That would be me Ma'am.

Juniper then turns to me and licks her lips.

Y/n: (in mind)

Juniper: Well arn't you the handsome one, you must be the one they call Y/n L/n, I've heard a lot about you from your girlfriends in VShojo and Nijisanji EN.

Y/n: All good things I hope.

Juniper: Oh yes, all the good things~

Y/n: Oh?

Juniper then moved behind me and whispered in my ear.

Juniper: *whispering* Perhaps Mommy can show you some good things later~

I felt my face burst into crimson.

???: Back off Juniper!

??? 2: You Remeber what we told you!

I turned back towards the entrance to the bar and saw two girls, I knew this day was coming and I was prepared both physically and mentally. It was the two girls who simped for me on my first ever stream, and here they were in person.

BAO "SHE'S A WHALE THAT BARKS LIKE A DOG!"

SHYLILY "THE QUEEN OF WOMP WOMP!"

Y/n: I knew this day would come.

Bao: I've been waiting for you for a long time Y/n.

Lily: You've made was wait quite a while.

Y/n: My apologies ladies, I've just been very busy, this is one of the first free nights I've had in a while.

Bao: Man you were handsome on stream, but now that I'm seeing you up close, I don't know how much longer I can contain myself.

Lily: Same here, part of me just wants to rip your clothes off and see what you've been giving to the VShojo and Nijisanji Girls.

Y/n: *chuckles* Perhaps another time, I believe we have a collab to work on.

???: That's right Y/n.

I knew that voice and I knew that voice well, I turned to the door to see the best man in my entire life, my best friend.

KAMINA AMAMIYA! "Y/N'S CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND"

Y/n: Kamina...

Kamina: Y/n....

Y/n: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I gently moved Mim off of my lap, who then proceeded to latch themselves onto my back and I walked over to Kamina.

Kamina: TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

Y/n: What the fuck are you doing here?

Kamina: Mim invited me, said it was going to be a major party.

Y/n: Ya really did that Mim?

Mim: Sure did hot stuff.

Before Mim could even react, I gave them a kiss on the lips, causing them to blush like crazy.

Y/n: There will be more of that later.

Mim: Yes Sir!

Bao: Dangit Mim!

Lily: I wanted the first kiss!

Mim: You snooze you lose!

Y/n: Alright you guys, let's stop fighting. It's COLLAB TIME!

Taka: FINALLY!

We thus began the Collab. First up was me and Kamina performing a music duo for the ages.

https://youtu.be/fZ-trvAlxds

After mine and Kamina's god tier performance, Next up was Bao singing one of her songs.

https://youtu.be/JNsYaefCe-Y

Next up was Tricky

https://youtu.be/6Jzbdg4t4f4

After that, Kamina noticed a Saxophone in the corner.

Kamina: Hey N/n.

Y/n: Sup, bro?

Kamina: You still know how to play Sax?

Y/n: You bet your ass I do.

Kamina: HIT US WITH SOME SAXXY MUSIC BRO!

Y/n: YOU GOT IT!

https://youtu.be/E9PDeRZF6nU

I then noticed a trumpet in the corner and looked over at Kamina who sighed with a smile and he grabbed it, it was time for the Jazz Duo to return.

https://youtu.be/x4s31KxYAFY

After that, Me, Mim, and Kamina kind of forced Taka to sing, and well....

Taka: Do I really have to do the voice?

Y/n/Mim/Kamina: YES!

Taka: *sighs*

https://youtu.be/zJ3qtWOz9tE

After that wonderful performance, I finally realized I was getting a bit tipsy.

Y/n: H-Hic, ya know something Kamina?

Kamina: W-Wassup Bro?

Y/n: Y-You remeber Yoko?

Kamina: You mean my fucking wife?

Y/n: Y-You g-guys got married?

Kamina: YOU WERE LITERALLY THE BEST MAN!

Y/n: O-Oh yeah, you two have kids yet?

Kamina: We're trying.

Y/n: Y-Yeah, I get that, I want to have kids too, heck I'd fuck all the girls in the room, all of them are beautiful as hell, they would make beautiful kids!

I looked around and in my tipsy state say all the girls blushing, but it was Shylilly and Bao who I could tell had the most lust in their eyes.

Y/n: *sighs* Taka is there a room upstairs?

Taka: *sighs* They already paid for it....

Y/n: *sighs* Alright, Lily, Bao, come on, I know you two want to have Sex with me, I kinda figured out that was the whole reason for this collab?

Lily/Bao: YOU KNEW?!

Y/n: Ya know you didn't have to pay Taka, you legit could have just asked!

Lily: You mean we didn't have to pay Taka 10k?

Y/n: You payed Taka 10k?!

Bao: We thought you wouldn't say yes!

Y/n: Jesus christ... The both of you are beautiful as all hell, heck I have body pillows of the both of you! Yall both have amazing personalities, and I've always wanted to have a threesome! Heck, Hey Mim, ya wanna make it a foursome?

I turned to Mim who was blushing like crazy.

Mim: You want me to join?

Y/n: I kinda wanna see what it's like to have sex with a Themboy.

Mim: YES!

Y/n: Alright you three, let's go! Taka, I need you to do me a favor.

Taka: Sure?

I then handed Taka a piece of paper with a number on it.

Y/n: That's the number for Yoko, Kamina's Wife, make sure to call it so she can come pick him up.

Kamina: P-Pssh, I don't need Yoko to pick me up, I can drive!

Y/n: B-Bruh, you are literally ON THE FUCKING CEILING!

Kamina: H-Huh..... So I am....

Y/n: *sighs* God I need another drink.

I then looked down to see Mim handing me a drink.

Mim: Here ya go.

Y/n: Thanks, cutie.

I then proceeded to down the drink in one go, I then started to feel the effects. I then in a feat of inhumanity, picked up Shylily, Bao, and Mim in a flash and rushed them upstairs. I'm going to ROCK THEIR GODDAMN WORLD!

https://youtu.be/Wgi0vWNWXjg

(TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, THAT'S RIGHT YOU GET THE LEMON NEXT CHAPTER, WHENEVER THAT WILL BE!)