Requested by Girl_Goat_Ganyu

Marcus being a parent means:

1) He learns nursery rhymes to sing to the baby.

2) Movie nights.
    - "So Bruce Banner is an alien?"
    - "No, he was exposed to Gamma radiation and when he's mad he turns into the Hulk."
    - "That doesn't make sense."
    - "Neither do glittery vampires."

3) So. Many. Pets.

4) Matching slippers!!

5) Him reading bedtime stories to his kid.

6) Stories of the ancient world.

7) Him teaching the child multiple languages.

8) Him enlisting the help of the Cullen's for babysitting.