How They React When You Call Them From Jail

Alec:
   - "What?! What do you mean you're in jail?!"

Aro:
   - "Officer, look at Y/n! Do you believe someone like them could actually commit that crime?"

Benjamin:
   - *hears your charges* "Well....at least it's better than the charges last week...."

Caius:
   - "You were caught? *Scoffs* "Rookie mistake."

Demetri
   - "You know, criminals are kinda hot, if you really think about it." 😏

Eleazar
   - "How much is bail set at this time?"

Felix
   - He didn't get called, he's sitting next to you in the jail cell.
   - "Hey Y/n, who did we call last time to come get us? Was it Master Marcus or Santiago, I can't remember, it's been awhile."

Heidi
   - "You know something Officer, I think a man in a uniform is hot."
   - You were left off with a warning.

Jane:
   - "I'll tell Master Marcus, we'll come bail you out....again."

Marcus:
   - "You can't arrest Y/n, that's against Diplomatic Immunity!"
   - "I don't have-"
   - "Shhhh."