Hurry the fuck up!

"What are these villains doing in UA?! They should be sent back to the isle of Tartarus immediately!" Lida says with hand chops in front of Izuku's face.

"You have five seconds to get the fuck out of my face before I break you," Izuku says in a cold tone and gives Lida a death glare.

"Break me?! You truly are a vill......"Lida starts to say but is cut off when he is met with a kick to the head courtesy of Izuku.

"I told you to get the fuck out of my face," Izuku says and looks down at Lida, who is currently holding the side of his head as a trickle of blood comes down. "Talk about a pus......AARRGH!!!!!" Izuku starts to say but is cut off when All Might press the button for Izuku's shock collar sending 50,000 volts of electricity through Izuku's body.

"ZUZU/IZUKU!" Momo, Shoto , and Ochako yell and turn towards All Might, who hasn't let go of the button.

"ALL MIGHT STOP YOU'LL KILL MY FUTURE HUSBAND!" Ryukyu and Midnight yell in unison.

"WHAT?!" 1-A, All Might, Aizawa, and the VKs' except Izuku yell in unison. The shock causes All Might to stop pressing the button, but due to almost a minute of nonstop electricity going into Izuku's body from his neck, a small amount of smoke can be seen coming from his neck. Soon the smell of burning flesh fills the room, and an outline of a scar is slightly visible from the outermost parts of the shock collar.


Momo and the VKs' run over to Izuku and check on him, worried. "You know that wasn't very heroic Shit Might." Izuku says with a grin.

"Looks as if you haven't learned your lesson." All Might says and is about to push the button again until his hand is wrapped in Midnight's whip.

"Enough All Might! You can end up killing him, and you would be no better than All for One!" Midnight yells.

"She's right. How can we expect them to trust us when the first thing you do is try and kill their friend?!" Ryukyu yells.

"Setting all that aside, I want all of you to change into these and meet me outside." Aizawa says and tosses P.E. uniforms onto the podium and walks out with the other heroes and the VKs'.

(Boys locker room.)

"Hey, villain extras!" Bakugou yells and walks over to Shoto and Izuku, who have finished changing and are on their way out.

"What do you want, weakling?" Shoto asks and looks at Bakugou, unamused.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Bakugou yells and sets off small explosions in his hands.

"He called you a weakling, you overgrown Pomeranian. So what do you want?" Izuku says and looks at Bakugou.

Bakugou grumbles and closes his eyes, and then starts to speak with a massive grin on his face. "I wanted to tell you extras that you two and your two friends will serve as perfect training dummies for me." Bakugou says and laughs.

"Bro, they left the second you closed your eyes." Kirishima says.

"THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!" Bakugou yells.

(Girls side.)

"This outfit is so not sexy. How can I get Zuzu to notice me and fuck me senseless with this piece of junk." Momo says and buttons up the upper part of her P.E. uniform and leaves a few buttons at the top undone, showing off some cleavage.

"I agree Momo Shoto won't be impressed with this." Ochako says and does the same.

"Well, let's go so we can spend time with our hubby's." Momo says with heart-shaped eyes.

"Hey, girl, are you the one dating that dreamy bad boy?" Mina calls out to Momo with a massive smile on her face.

"Yes, I am dating Zuzu. What about it?" Momo says, uninterested.

Mina smirks and gets close to Momo. "Well, I was wondering if you were willing to share him with me." Mina says.

"OH FUCK NO. I ALREADY HAVE TWO HERO SLUTS TRYING TO GET WITH HIM, AND I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU TRYING TO GET IN HIS PANTS!" Momo yells and storms off with Ochako.

(P.E. Field.)

"Well, this is a surprise. The villain kids are the firsts ones out." Aizawa says.

Izuku smirks at an idea that just popped into his head. "Slow heroes will carry a giant burden, wouldn't you say?" Izuku asks no one in particular.

"Yeah, they do. If a hero is too slow, a villain can do a whole lot of carnage." Midnight says.

"Dad did enjoy making people suffer." Izuku says with a smirk and looks at All might.

"Same mom did enjoy the Pleas of mercy," Momo says and smiles at the memories of the stories her mom told her about her many victims of how she used any inanimate object to rip people limb from limb heck she even used a hero's costume against him on his debut day.

"I think they need a lesson on hurrying up. While we do enjoy making people suffer, we do have a schedule to keep, and it's rude to keep us waiting." Ochako whispers.

"Agreed." Shoto whispers

Izuku smiles and lifts his arm up in the air and rips the entire UA school building from the ground lifting it 50ft in the air, and immediately starts to spin it like a spin cycle on a washing machine.

"YOU DAMN VILLAIN!" All Might shouts and reaches for the control.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Shit Might." Momo says with a smile.

"If you shock Izuku, he will drop the building." Shoto says with a smile and looks up at the building as screams can start to be heard.

"And since it's spinning at a high rate of speed and 50ft in the air when it comes crashing down, there's a good chance people will die." Ochako says and smirks widely.

"Let's see if I can flip it." Izuku says and then flips the building upside down and then right side up by tossing it up in the air and catching it with his telekinesis.

'Kids got some balls. I wonder how full they are?' Ryukyu thinks to herself and rubs her legs together.

Before any of the heroes can say anything, Aizawa's phone goes off. "Hello?" Aizawa asks, not even looking at the caller I.D.

"Aizawa, what's going on?!" Nezu says, panicked on the other end of the line, and the screams of the first years at orientation can be heard on the line as well.

"Well, sir Shigaraki ripped up the entire UA school building, and as you and everyone inside are experiencing, he is flipping and spinning it." Aizawa says as he watches Izuku play with the building.

"For the love of Kami, put him on." Nezu says, panicking.

"Shigaraki Nezu wants to speak with you." Aizawa says and holds the phone out, and it soon begins to float out his hand and towards Izuku.

"Hello, thank you for calling villains are awesome; my name Izuku. How can I help you?" Izuku says in a lovely customer service voice and smiles.

"Please, please, please put the school back down." Nezu says, groveling.

"Nope, I'm having too much fun." Izuku says and then starts to move the building in a Zigzag pattern at a high-speed rate. "Unless you are willing to meet some demands of mine." Izuku says with a smile.

"Ok, what are they?" Nezu asks, trying to save the lives of his students.

"First, Momo and I can share a room and make it soundproof. And do the same for Shoto and Ochako. Second, I want All Might to go on tv dressed as Sailor Moon and sing I like big butts and I can not lie, oh and twerk while he sings, and last but not least, I want you to remove our shock collar and not use them or anything else to keep us on a leash." Izuku says with an evil chuckle.

The pros look on horrified at the last of Izuku's demands and disturbed at his second one. And All Mights eyebrow is twitching.

"Look, I can do the first two things but not the last one." Nezu says.

"Huh, I wonder if I can toss this building into space with everyone inside." Izuku says.

Nezu turns pale, and his heart drops as he thinks of the fate of everyone Izuku actually does it. "Wait, consider all your conditions meet." Nezu says.

"Glad negotiations went well." Izuku says and stops playing with the UA building and sets it down. As soon as he does, you can hear the collective noises of students and staff vomiting.

"I'm not cleaning that up." Izuku says quickly.

"Us either." Momo, Ochako, and Shoto say in unison.

"Count us out too." Midnight and Ryukyu say in unison.

"I'm not a janitor." Aizawa says.

"Shigaraki, pass the phone to All Might." Nezu says, trying not to vomit again.

"Hey, Lame Might the rodent wants to speak with you." Izuku says and tosses the phone to All Might.

"Yes, sir?" All Might asks.

"You're cleaning up this mess, and before you argue, Shigaraki is your responsibility, so you clean up his messes." Nezu says and vomits.

Soon the rest of 1-A is seen coming out all green and trying to regain themselves.

"Hey, Heroes, Hurry the fuck up! We got to crush you in this test!" Izuku yells and smiles.

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