Thank you, PotatoeWolfie for editing this chapter and Thank you  Ara_shii for  drawing Ethan. You guys are the best, I love you guys UWU.

(P.S: PotatoeWolfie chan said that the title of this chapter sounded so kinky and I couldn't agree more LMAO)

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"Yaa!! I'm so hungry! Can you please find something for me to eat!?" Haruka shouted from afar.

It has been many days now since they both left the palace. Right now, they are inside the cave of darkness. Since Victorian used to travel alone a lot, she knew shortcuts.

However, Haruka wasn't happy about the 'shortcut' route of this so called princess.
The cave is dark and dangerous, full of traps and some hills since the cave was humongous.

They were currently walking on a hill.

Despite both of them are 5 meters apart from each other, Victorian can't help but clicked her tongue in annoyance. Haruka wouldn't have survive if Victorian was a hot-blood person.

"If you shut up, no one would call you mute." Victorian responds with a deadpanned face. Just how idiotic can this stupid dummy can be?

"Now come to think of it, what is your zodiac sign?" Haruka appeared beside Victorian with a silly smile on her face.

Victorian awkwardly looked down. Her ears are also turning slightly red too.

"A-aries." She said with embarrassment. However, god wasn't on her side. Haruka isn't an oblivious or dense person, she easily could notice the red the redness of Victorian.

"How coincidence! So am I!!'' Haruka giggles.

Just how cute can the princess be? Haruka wanted to tease her but she probably would receive a direct punch from Victorian.

The redness didn't fade away. Victorian was always awkward around females, especially her age. The reason was because she was confessed by many girls in her previous life.

One time, there was a girl who tried to kiss her but ultimately failed. Victorian still shivered from those memories. It was her sin to pretend as a boy.

"Say...do you have plan to take over the throne?"

Leaning against Victorian, Haruka tip toes near her ear and whispers.

"AHHHH!!!!!!" The scream from Victorian was so loud that even bats began to fly out in fear.

"AHHHHH!!!!!" Haruka screamed when the bats started to fly out. They both run in circle and eventually headbutted each other.

The pain was so unbearable that it caused them to collapse and Victorian missed a step, making her trip and roll down, taking Haruka with her. 

"AHHHHH!!!!!!" Haruka cried out and was felt like pissing because of fear.

"SHIIITTTTTTT!!!!" Victorian's cursing was so loud that it could be heard even if you stood 5 kilometers away from them.

They fell, landing into a cold pool of water, and Haruka coughed and even choked. Victorian pulled her by the collar and both of them collapse on the dirty ground.

"You motherfucker..." Haruka kicked Victorian away and she started breathing, no, panting as if there was no oxygen left.

"I don't have a mother to fuck...even if I had one...I wouldn't fuck her either..." Victorian covered her face, standing up.

"Ah shi...I forgot..." Haruka also stood up beside Victorian.

They both quickly took off their clothes to let them dry up. Victorian shivered, feeling cold because she was only wearing a black short sleeve shirt and short pants.

Haruka tossed her a blanket which she pulled out from a small pouch which had Chrysanthemum flower pattern embroidered on it .

"H-how did you pull out this thick and big blanket out of that small pouch?" Wrapping herself in the warm blanket, Victorian stared at the pouch like it was an alien.

"It's a gift from Long empire's empress, I often visit Long empire." Haruka drank the water out of her own bottle which she created.

"That's a water bottle!? It looks like..." Victorian snatch the bottle away while Haruka was drinking.

"Yeah, modern water bottle. I know, I didn't sell it... because I kept it to myself." Haruka snatch back and drink until the last drop.

"W-w-w-waiT!!!!!!!!" Victorian rose from her sit with shocking face.

"Yeah... I used to be a normal person living in modern world... I know you were also a modern person too." Haruka smirk makes Victorian frowned.

Victorian flick Haruka's forehead hard until she hissed in pain.

"How did you know anyway?"

"You didn't ask what a Tsundere was. It was pretty obvious, I was going to hide the fact that I was a modern person but this bottle clearly tells everything." 

They both stared at the pool which was the only thing that kept the place lighten up due to the diamond placed inside the pool.

Soon, they fell asleep. Suddenly, out of nowhere, many small figures also known as the dwarfs looked at them with a disgusted expression.

"Humans!! They are humans!! We need to do something before they rob our mine!!" One of the dwarf said in panic. He ran around and trip upon a rock.

"Hehe... I have an idea... why don't we push them into the pool of diamond?" One dwarf said with an evil expression on.

"No, no... I have a better idea... Come, Come..."

They assemble and the leader whispered to all of them which make them very excited.

"Hurry, hurry!!!"

"I got it, I got it!!!"

"Let's run away before they wake up, or else they will use magic to kill us all!!"

After that, they ran away. Haruka and Victorian slept with their hands handcuffed.

"Holy potato!!!!"

"My ancestor!!!!"

Haruka and Victorian look at each others, their facial expression identical, horrified. 

Their hands...they were handcuffed...

"Do something!!" Haruka panicked.

"No! You do something!!" Victorian was acting the same.

Haruka summoned out her magic gun and shot it. However, the bullet didn't even leave a scratch on the handcuff.

Victorian used her saber and tried to cut it.

To no avail, the handcuff stayed new and shiny. They were frustrated to the point that Haruka decided to use magic spell on.

"Fire spa-!!"

The magic circle was immediately cancelled because Victorian slapped Haruka in her head.

"Are you crazy?!! That magic spell could melt us!!!"

"Uuhhh...." Haruka sobbed and pout but returned to normal because Victorian seem like she wanted to slap Haruka.

"We can't do this..."

"Hey!! I know, why don't we we jump into the pool and let the diamond do the job!"

At this point, Haruka wanted to use the diamond as something to cut the handcuff so that they could be free again. At this point too, Haruka was too frustrated to realize her IQ had dropped.

"No!! You idiot!! No!!!"

Victorian pulled Haruka back before the hand coming out from the pool could grab her.

Many hands suddenly appeared, rising up from the pool. There were many hands and they tried to catch them.

Victorian soon knew that this handcuff was the reason why the hands were after them.

Victorian grabbed Haruka and flew using some magic. The hands didn't stop following them either.

"Do something with those creepy horror hands!!!" Victorian screech.

She wasn't scared of them, but she was disgusted by them. Victorian is a clean freak and has mysophobia.

She hated when some random or unknown object touches her. Even human contact fears her greatly.

Haruka summoned out her shotgun and fire them all with laughter mixed with joy and  psychopath laughters. This girl, right here, enjoyed zombies or paranormal stuff.

The hands eventually stop following them. Victorian soon ran out of mana and fell down.

Just as Victorian was about to fall, a hand pushed her from behind and Victorian got flung towards the direction where Haruka was.

Haruka tried to use her magic to fly back but before she could, Victorian's body flew over to her and a body pressed against Victorian.

That moment made Victorian return to her senses. The only thing she could feel was someone's soft lip and red bloody eyes,  staring into her.

They fell to the ground. Haruka couldn't even feel the pain from the fall due to the shockness.

"BlEHHAKAKSJYSUEIOW!!!!!" (Victorian's non-understandable screech)

"....." Haruka.

Little did they know, the handcuff had already came off before they realized it. Thanks to the power of true love kiss~~~

Thank you very much Ara_shii I really love your artwork so much （＞ｙ＜）

That is Ethan, drew by my lovely editor sama