(Y/N) finally woke up from a forced nap courtesy of Maya ofcourse. But when he woke, he felt weight on him so he looked at his side and saw a blue siren beside him

He maneuvered himself out of the bed without waking Maya up and went up to the top deck. When he got there he saw Captain Scarlett still standing in the same place as last time

Capt Scarlett: hello again

(Y/N):oh hi

Capt Scarlett: so how was your quick nap with your lady friend. Oh and must I say you are quite lucky to score yourself a siren as well

(Y/N): oh you have no fucking idea how lucky I am girl. Not one girl but five or possibly six I don't know about Tannis

Capt Scarlett: oh six girlfriends well if you want you could always make it seven~

She moved closer to him and he backed up till his back hit the rails. She got really close to his face and he was fearing for his life

Meanwhile

Maya: *jolts up* someone's trying to steal my idiot

She quickly got off the bed and ran up to the top deck. When she made it there she saw (Y/N) and Scarlett were getting too close

Maya: ahem

They both look over and while (Y/N) looked relieved Scarlett looked very disappointed.

Capt Scarlett: oh poop she's here. *sigh* well I guess I should fill you in then

Maya: aren't you going to tell me what happened just now

Capt Scarlett: nope. Anyway legend has it that whoever obtains all four pieces of the mystical compass shall obtain the treasure. I've got a piece but sandman has one too. Head to hayters Foley kill sandman a d get his piece of the compass and return it to me

Maya: well sounds easy enough. Let's just get this over with as fast as possible

Capt Scarlett: actually I think you can do this alone and leave the cute one here

(Y/N): I have a name you know

Capt Scarlett: we all have names it's just yours isn't as important other than sit here and look cute

(Y/N): I'm flattered but hurt at the same time

Maya: let me think uhm no

She grabbed (Y/N) and took him to the sandkiff then straight to sandman

King crimson

They arrived at their destination after a short ride and some catchphrases that Capt Scarlett though off. Once they arrived they were called by Scarlett to fill them in on why she's not going

Capt Scarlett: so you're probably wondering why I'm sending you instead of going myself. Well sandman is strong as hell and Maya's expendable as hell so goodluck and try and stay alive (Y/N)

(Y/N): uh thanks I guess

Maya: I don't like her at all

(Y/N): she seems nice but not trust worthy that's for sure

Maya: so you think she'll stab us in the back

(Y/N): I mean when she was introduced it said "will absolutely stab you in the back" so yeah I think she will

Maya: you can see those too. I thought I was the only one

(Y/N): really you too. And here I thought I was already insane

They shrugged it off and went to go kill sandman. It was just an average routine at this point. Kill some of their lackeys then the big boss of them

They were used to the whole raid, kill, repeat sorta deal. As they finished killing the last one they noticed the place looked surprisingly good especially with all the water. It reminded (Y/N) of the island from spongebob

Anyway after that they opened a gate to sandman but he was really short. He gave his bad guy speech as any would do then a big guy came down

Oh and sandman was there too

(Y/N): let's just hurry this up. Don't want these new clothes to get so destroyed so soon

Maya: oh yeah when did you get those new ones

(Y/N): Nisha gave them to me which reminds me I need to pay her back after this

Maya: huh....... what happened to your old ones

(Y/N): ............ I don't want to talk about it

Maya: uh ok

Sandman: are you even taking this seriously

Maya/(Y/N): no not really

Sandman: you're gonna regret not taking this seriously. Big sleep kill them

He charged at them but Maya used her phase lock in the air and (Y/N) teleported in front of him stabbing him in the head. They then look over at sandman

He was shocked at how fast they took care of Big sleep. They both aimed their guns at him and shot him in the head

(Y/N): well that was tedious

Maya: tell me about it

Capt Scarlett: you killed sandman that fast. Nice. Now please collect the compass pice then well have two of the four well need to find the treasure. I don't have the SLIGHTEST idea were the other two pieces are but you know it's a start

(Y/N): well at least we have two of them

Capt Scarlett: that's the spirit, though part of me feels bad that I didn't get to kill sandman myself. But the other part of me is glad I got to chill back here and read the latest issue of crime fighter frog

(Y/N): crime fighter frog?

Capt Scarlett: it's about a frog that fights crime

(Y/N): huh. I have a feeling that her and Gaige will get along nicely

Maya: that is if I don't kill her first

(Y/N): please don't she's actually pretty cool

Maya: *sigh* I swear I will kick your balls if she ends up with you by the end of this

(Y/N) covered his boys just thinking about it. He wasn't going to like the end of this adventure. They found the compass piece along with sandman diary

Sandman: dear diary I know where the third compass pice is. Hyperions got it. Judging by what they've been saying over the radio they think it's just some trinket. They're gonna ship it out in a caravan at wurmwater. I've just gotta..... ah crap that jackass from Oasis is coming after me BRB diary

(Y/N): that was way too convenient. Almost like some lazy video game plot but still enjoyable

Capt Scarlett: I say that we were just lucky. C'mon back to wurmwater so we can get the third piece and be that much closer to finding the treasure

Maya: yeah we'll see you there

Capt Scarlett: okay see ya later

Maya: just knowing she's going to backstab us makes it wierd because were still helping

(Y/N): at least we have something to do other than just sit around. Kinda feel bad for Gaige. Can't even leave sanctuary

Maya: yeah must suck to be her right now. Anyway let's get going and finish this as fast as possible

(Y/N): yeah yeah I'm going

They go back to wurmwater to hopefully find the next piece

This was supposed to be done yesterday but I got lazy so yeah. Anyway I'm about to do research on pregnancy because I have no idea how big Gaige belly gotta be after a week and a half

Vote is still going on but I'm pretty sure you guys want Scarlett based on all the votes. So I hope you enjoy and this will probably be over in a chapter or two. Here's a funny picture as an apology

K bye