Just to get it out of the way this ain't cannon at all unless you want it to be

(Y/N) and Maya heard of a treasure in a place called Oasis. Having nothing else to do they went to the town. Well Maya had nothing to do (Y/N) wanted to use what little free time he had left before responsibilities come to him.

(Y/N): so this is the place we need to be

Maya: Marcus said it was a place called Oasis and that sign says Oasis. So I'm assuming were at the right location

They then got a call from a stranger named shade. Don't ask how they know they just do

Shade: welcome to the town of Oasis strangers. If you could please SAVE ME FROM THE FILTHY SAND PIRATES TRYING TO STEAL MY WATER

Being the nice vault hunters they are they head into the town of Oasis to help the man. As soon as they get in the town they were attacked by some rapscallions. They weren't too much trouble so they finished them off quickly

Shades: thank you so very much kind person yes yes yes yes. Now that my water is safe let us chat in person! Like people

(Y/N): he sounds very antisocial to me just saying

Maya: maybe he just needs friends

(Y/N): more like human contact other than himself. *sigh* hopefully he's the right type of nice

Maya: right type of nice?

(Y/N): I mean where he doesn't try too hard like claptrap. Don't need one that can go up the stairs

They went to go find Shades only to get a call from the one and only Captain Scarlet herself

Capt Scarlett: what is all that ruckus in Oasis. Oh is that a vault hunter I see. A siren and a Male siren? You're new and a cute one at that

Maya: No

(Y/N): I didn't say anything

Maya: you already have too many to begin with I'm pretty sure Tannis likes you as well but even so that's enough

(Y/N): I don't even know her

Maya: you didn't know Nisha and look at what happened with her. Also how did you get Brick to not kill her

(Y/N): I'll explain it another time but with Nisha I was drunk

Maya: still No

Capt Scarlett: anyway something tells me you're here for the treasure same as I am. So we've got two options we can work together and split the treasure or just try to kill one another or maybe both come find me at wurmwater

She hangs up and they found Shades house or shop? It had a neon sign that said Kitty Kream

Shade: I am shade and you. YOU are the coolest people I have ever seen please don't go. Please

(Y/N): well you're not annoying as claptrap so I can get behind it

Shade: I don't know what you're talking about but thanks again

Maya: no problem but do you know how to get to Wurmwater

Shade: oh yes you'll need a hovercraft to get there but you can borrow mine as thanks for saving me

Maya: thanks

(Y/N): yeah thanks pal

They go to Shades hover craft and go to wurmwater. Maya got on the driver's seat and started it up....... it exploded

Shade: oh no did my sandkiff just randomly explode forcing you to stay at Oasis and hang out with me some more! Darn well my other friends out in the flats might have some sandkiff parts for you. They are very nice and alive. Go talk to them but be careful if you step on the flat sands out there the sand grubs will eat you and then you won't be able to hang out with me

(Y/N): ok

He gets up and goes to the flats

Maya: that's all you have to say. Just ok

(Y/N): you expected this to be simple I mean nothing is ever simple and it isn't the first time something simple turned into an excavation mission

Maya: ........

(Y/N): exactly so let's get this over with

The went to the flats and talked to Shades "friends" who were nearby. After they saw the first friend they started to question his sanity even more.

His friends were dead bodies with a stereo on them and they were tied up so they looked like they were standing. (Y/N) and Maya got trough this as quickly as possible

They reached the last "friend" and he had the engine dangling off a fishing line. They were gonna grab it till a giant worm ate it

(Y/N): and just when I thought I've seen it all this ahit happens

Maya: like you said nothing is ever simple

(Y/N): don't quote me you beautiful woman

She giggled and chased after the worm as (Y/N) followed behind. It turned up and they killed the damn thing quickly with no effort

As they killed the worm the engine fell from its mouth and they grabbed it. They also got a call from Shade but they didn't want to be near him anymore so they ignored him

King crimson

They scanned the sandkiff so it can be accessed by any catch a ride and then went to wurmwater. When they arrived at wurmwater they found captain Scarlett ship being attacked

She asked fro help and they -begin the nice vault hunters they are- decided to help her.

Capt Scarlett: huh killed them all. Get up here and let's talk business

She lowered the ladder to her ship and they both went up it. Once they reached the top they then took an elevator up to her

A body fell from the the mass and down came Capt Scarlett down the ladder

Capt Scarlett: nice moves out there. You're a vault hunter yeah. Never met on of you before. It must be nice the guns, the power and all that stuff. If you're looking for the treasure of the sands you've come to the right chick. But God I'm being rude I haven't even introduced myself *does bow* I'm captain Scarlett

She then finishes off the dead guy on the floor

Capt Scarlett: nice to meet yah

(Y/N): well you're a fun one aren't yah

Capt Scarlett: oh I like you. You seem to have a nice taste in women. Come see me if you want to have fun

Before ge could reply Maya gut punched him so hard he was out cold. She wasn't having any of his shit today

Maya: yeah no he's going to pass on that offer because as you can see he's kind tiered so yeah

Capt Scarlett: riiight. Well there's beds on the lower deck. Go rest there and when he wakes up come and see me so we can talk business

Maya: yeah see you in a bit

She picks (Y/N) up and takes him to the bed on the lower decks. She then joins him in the bed and sleep for the day

Ho ho here it is the first dlc is captain Scarlett. I have no idea how long this will be, probably 2 or 3 chapters but hopefully you enjoy

Now the question you guys are asking yourself. Is Scarlett going to be in the harem the answer is ........ Idk probably you vote

Yes

No

K bye