In Linchwood (Y/N) is sleeping in an unfamiliar bedroom as the morning sun hits his face. He groans and turns over to hug something as it hugged back. There was also the sound of shackles then he looked at his right arm. He was handcuffed to someone

The person also woke up and took their time to study the scene. The person was a bit tan was a female with her hair covering one of her eyes. She also wasn't wearing anything and her shirt and jacket was hanging on the handcuffs

(Y/N): uhm *awkwardly* hey

She punched him in the face off the bed pulling her with him. She looked at the nightstand next to her to see her gun and ........ some pills? She didn't question it and reached for her gun but was pulled back to see (Y/N) also reaching for his gun

She lunged at him in attempt to beat the shit out of him. But he grabbed her arms and pinned her on the bed

(Y/N): can you calm the fuck down and tell me who you are?

???: how about you tell me who you are then I'll think about telling you

(Y/N): that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard

???: then I'm not telling you anything you rapist

(Y/N): I ain't rape no one lady. I don't even remember what happened before I got here

???: then why did I wake up next to someone I don't even know naked and handcuffed to

(Y/N): did you not listen to what I just said I don't remember shit

As the argument went on (Y/N) noticed a golden ring on his hand. He got off of her now that she calmed down a bit and noticed she also had a golden ring on

(Y/N): when did I buy this thing

???: that's an wedding ring you idiot. Feel bad to whoever married an idiot like you

(Y/N): you have a wedding ring on as well you know

She raised her left hand and saw it was cuffed and a ring on her finger. She just stared at it and had an emotional face on until

???: NO NO I DID NOT MARRY YOU. I'M CALLING MY BOYFRIEND AND HE'S GONNA KILL YOU

She reached for her echo device and noticed that it was gone. (Y/N) tried looking for his but couldn't find it either. A bug bit her and she immediately slapped her neck

???: could you close the damn window please

(Y/N): you insult me like there's no tomorrow and now you ask me to do something for you

???:I said please

He walked over to the window and saw the outside. It looked like red dead in space he looked down and saw an alleyway with some dude passed out near a dumpster

???: are you gonna close the window because I don't want anyone seeing me like this

He turned to her and saw that she was covering her boobs with her right arm. He turned back around and closed the window

(Y/N): so judging from that conversation earlier you don't remember what happened before either

???: no. No I don't

(Y/N): *raises hand* do you at least have the keys to this

She went to grab her pants then looks through her pockets. She didn't find the keys so for now they were stuck like that

???: this day couldn't get-

(Y/N): don't finish that sentence because things usually do. Well let's try and get dressed

King crimson

After a very stressful changing session they got their clothes on they got in the elevator to go down the place

(Y/N): can you at least tell me your name

???: seriously you come to my town and you don't know who runs it

(Y/N): I wouldn't be asking if I knew

???: *sigh* the names Nisha

(Y/N): thanks for telling me at least. Names (Y/N) and I'm sorry

Nisha: what are you sorry for

(Y/N): by the way you reacted back there you clearly regret it and it sounded like you like your boyfriend and I would feel bad if I ruined something like that. So sorry

Nisha: ........... apology accepting. And sorry for punching you in the face I just didn't expect to wake up next to some guy today

(Y/N): you don't have to apologize it was an understandable reaction

She just nodded and they both stood there waiting for the elevator to reach the lobby. A couple minutes pass till they notice that none of them pressed the damn button to go down

King crimson

As they walked through the streets they were greeted with the townspeople congratulating them on the marriage. Most of them had a smile on their face and Nisha hid her face with her hat

(Y/N): *in mind* how the fuck am I gonna explain this to the girls

Nisha: *in mind* this is fucking embarrassing

As they walked to Nisha's workplace to get a key to separate them from the handcuffs they were stoped by a guy with pictures

Dude: excuse me you lovely couple would you like pictures of your wedding

Both: pictures?

Dude: yeah pictures I got them right here *pulls out pictures* only a thousand bucks per picture

The both draw their guns on him and he goes pale

Dude: or I can just give them to you for free

He hands the pictures over and runs away. They both were holding on to the pictures and saw some interesting stuff

Picture 1 (Y/N) and Nisha were kissing and they looked really happy they still had the handcuffs on

(Y/N): well at least we know we still had the handcuffs on

Nisha: doesn't explain why tho

Picture 2 this one shows Nisha talking to someone on her echo device and (Y/N) turning his off

(Y/N): who are you talking to in this picture

Nisha: I can't remember but I look relieved for some reason

Picture 3 this picture shows both (Y/N) and Nisha punching the priest they look happier

(Y/N): now I feel bad for him

Nisha: he probably knows what happened since he's the only other person in the picture

(Y/N): so we should ask him then

Nisha: it's our best chance of finding out what happened

(Y/N): alright let's go

So they turned around forgetting that they had handcuffs on. Probably because they were holding hands without realizing it

Did you like this joke of a character because I enjoyed writing this one. A break from the serious shit so I hope this chapter at least got a smile so yeah bye

Tina: where tf were you

Bye