-My brother has a tattoo in JRR Tolkien's elvish language that means "I am free" but it really looks like the word "joobie" in fancy letters

-I want to get a tattoo that says "I am more free" because I'm petty

-My sisters name is Audrey and if I ever have a child (could you imagine me as a mother?!) I would name it Aubrey to annoy her because sisterly love baby

-I was in musical theater for four years and never had a single line. I allow you to laugh, it's a time of my laugh that when I look back, I cringe.

-I once set a bendy straw on fire.

And this has been "random facts you may enjoy" there may be a part two if I feel like it