this book gets me

"'Oh bloody hell, you scared me!' The deep, whispery English accented voice is coming out of bent-over guy on the altar picking up the candlestick he just knocked off. 'Oh Christ! I can't believe I just said bloody hell in church. And Christ, I just said Christ! Jesus!" He stands up, rests the candlestick on the table, then smiles this most crooked smile I've ever seen, like Picasso made it. 'Guess I'm damned.'"

I love him. Yeah, I'll probably be posting a lot about this book but seriously I already love this guy and it's the first time we meet him

Like I'm really hoping the main girl isn't straight, but if he is, she better end up with him at least