okay so while i was writing this i was like whoops accidentally made a dom!elijah reference oh well it's there now

and then i was like whoa looks like this is gonna turn into smut

and then i stared at the screen like okok smut it is then

it wasn't my intention but then elijah got the best of me and i like left my body for fifteen minutes there and entered the gates of heaven and when i returned a nice little smut was written so

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER

SMUT WARNING YOU GUYSSS

also goddamn that gif ughUghgU elijah seriously gives off the ""i'm here to kick ass in my fancy suits but also to snatch yo chick real quick"" vibes and i'm all about it god bless daniel gillies and elijah bye im so dead

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Imagine helping Elijah with something dangerous even though he told you not to, which ends with you getting slightly hurt and him furious, though worried

"Don't come with us, Y/N. Stay home, Y/N. You're too weak, Y/N. We don't need your help, Y/N", you mocked your husband Elijah while angrily stomping through the local woods, searching for your man who had very specifically told you to not come and try to help. He and Niklaus were out to end some hybrids gone wrong, and you had insisted on helping but since you were still human, Elijah wasn't willing to endanger you and told you to stay home. But you didn't listen, nor obey.

You hated being labeled as weak and helpless just because you weren't a vampire. Elijah and his siblings constantly underestimated you, joked about how their family was a bunch of strong Originals, and then there was the wife. You absolutely hated it, and when Elijah ordered you to stay home, you obviously broke the rule and made your way outside as soon as he and Klaus had drove off with their fancy cars. You didn't have a car though, which was why you were walking through the woods with a million complaints in mind.

"Stupid Elijah. Thinks I'm some innocent little angel, made of glass. He's so annoying sometimes", you grunted unhappily. You did love Elijah, so much sometimes your heart hurt, but at times like these you had to express your frustration. Sure he was the love of your life, but that only made you close enough for you to call him annoying and stupid, especially when he deserved it.

You kept on walking until you reached the end of the woods, and found the street where Klaus and your husband were already all up in the hybrid massacre. Elijah was a man of honor and it bothered that someone as good and noble as him was slaughtering hybrids with his slightly more evil brother, yet wouldn't allow you to help even the tiniest bit.

You groaned, but then put up all of your courage and with confidence, walked to the hybrids and the Mikaelsons. Only Klaus saw you at first, but he didn't say a word, just in pride looked at you and smugly smiled as you pulled out a knife from your pocket and stabbed someone with it. He had taught you well, to say the least. You were packed with fury and determination, and you successfully managed to help Klaus to kill two hybrids, but then you were smacked onto the ground, on your back.

"Y/N? What the--", Elijah said when he noticed you, but you were already crying in pain because of the hybrid pressing you tightly against the ground. Elijah threw the man off of you, but before that, the hybrid sank his teeth into your flesh and you let out a shout of pain immediately. You could feel the poison in you already, and you had to bite your lip to hold back tears. You came there to show that you were strong and badass instead of this emotional, weak girl who needed protection and help. So when Elijah offered you his hand, you pushed it away and got up on your own.

"Screw you, I'm good", you snapped, and threw the knife to him. He quickly caught it, but it ripped his jacket bit which caused him to inhale sharply, but as he concentrated on his scratched suit, you began walking away. While holding your neck, you made your way back to home, and thanked heavens in your mind for not making Klaus and Elijah run after you.

You stumbled through the same woods again, groaning and wanting to cry but you controlled yourself. You were already embarrassed. You just wanted to be a vampire, everything would be so much easier - you had the best tutors in the world, you could compel people, you'd be faster and stronger and everything would be just so much more fun. You hated being human amongst the greatest vampires in existence.

Your journey from the street, through the woods, to the Mikaelson house was painful and caused you much more wounds, scratches and bruises. You fell at least three times, and you were definitely hurt but you didn't want to accept help so stubbornly, you went up to your room which you shared with Elijah, but locked the door to stop him or anyone else coming in. You sat down on the floor, upset and humiliated, and buried your face against your palms and groaned for what felt like the millionth time that day.

"Y/N, let me in", you then heard a stern voice from behind the door, but ignored it. You didn't feel like talking to Elijah - you had embarrassed yourself after disobeying what he had asked you to do, and that was about enough for you to lock the door and not open it. But Elijah had his ways. "Fine. If you are behind the door, please move away", he stated, and gave you exactly two seconds to move aside when he already crashed through the door, leaving it on the floor.

You turned your back on him, and pouted while looking at the wall. Elijah took in a deep breath, trying to collect himself and keep himself calm but it was impossible. He hated the thought of losing you, but you were much like Rebekah, stubborn and wanted your way. You weren't a brat like Kol, but you sure as hell wasn't going to bend under every command and let the Mikaelsons push you around as their little precious human girl. Sometimes you didn't even feel like Elijah's wife, just like a toy for the Originals to laugh at and play with.

"What the hell was that all about?", Elijah asked you, his voice serious and loud, differing from his usual style. You remained silent for a while, but your heart insisted on not letting him or anyone else bring you down, so you decided to push him over the edge.

"I do not feel like talking about it, 'Lijah. Please be kind and exit the room", you insisted, but instead of being obedient, Elijah sprinted to you, grabbed you with his large hands and pushed you against the wall. It wasn't violent or tough on you, and definitely nothing new from Elijah to act so dominant but you hadn't expected it in this kind of a situation. So you shivered and your eyes widened, causing his stern look to almost soften but he remained serious and stared into your eyes angrily.

"Y/N, you could have died. In fact, you currently are dying", Elijah said, and glanced at the hybrid bite on your neck. Oh yeah, that. It hurt Elijah to speak about it, but for the sake of the tough role he was in, he didn't let his romantic, soft side come out. "So please enlighten me. What was going around in that little head of yours when you decided to come against my wish and put yourself in danger?", he insisted.

You shivered again. His face was near yours, his lips almost touching yours, and you could smell the suave scent of his, and feel the sexy aura radiating off of him. You swallowed the lump in your throat down, and felt tears burning your eyes but you tried your best at holding them back. Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.

"I want to die, Elijah, don't you get it? I want to be a vampire! I hate being this weak, this stupid and worthless. You guys always tease me about it and if you think it's funny, it's not. It's awful. I hate it, and I just want to be supernatural like pretty much everyone else in this goddamned town. So there you have it, I hate myself, okay? I hate myself as human", you fired, and then pushed Elijah away from you to walk away but he grabbed you by your hand and took you back to him. He wrapped his arms around you, and placed one hand on the back of your head as he tilted your body down and placed his lips roughly on yours. It was a passionate, burning hot kiss and you felt your heart melting. Elijah was so confusing sometimes.

Elijah set you back against the wall, and his warm, large hands went underneath your shirt and crawled up, until he felt the wound on your other side. You whimpered, and that was when he let go of your skin between his teeth and looked up at you. He understood that you were indeed wounded, hurt and beaten, and he so selfishly wanted to make out.

"You shouldn't have come, love", he whispered, "Forgive me for neglecting your wounds. And for being so strict with you." He took a bottle of blood - Klaus' blood - from his pocket and opened it with his teeth before downing it in your mouth. The blood slid down your throat and you bravely swallowed, already feeling your wounds closing and your entire body healing. Not the way you wanted it to, though.

"Don't worry, I like it, sometimes...", you mumbled and gave Elijah a shy smile, to which he replied by growling slightly. With his hands, he took you again and sprinted to the bed where he set you down. You wrapped your legs around his waist, making his crotch rub against yours, and tugged on his tie while he shrugged his jacket off. You slowly opened the buttons of his shirt, and held your ankles tightly around his hips while he placed a hand on your thigh and kissed your pink lips intensely. Eventually you took off his shirt, and his gorgeous upper body was revealed to you, so you broke the kiss and looked at his flawless skin while he moved lower and started to suck on the skin of your neck, leaving marks.

Your other hand stayed on his hair, playing with the dark hair that was tough from all the hairspray he used, while your other one slid down his muscular back and found its way to his chest and touched every muscle and inch, adoring the perfection. Elijah moaned against your neck, and while you showered him with love and touches, he ripped your shirt in two pieces and then peppered your skin with kisses. He undressed you, but instead of concentrating on one spot of your body, he went lower and lower, until he reached your thighs.

Elijah smirked at you and hooked your underwear between his teeth before yanking it down and off, which made you inhale sharply and in complete arousal. You let your head fall into the cold pillows as you closed your eyes and prepared for Elijah's wicked ways to work you up. As always, he managed to send you to the edge with ease, but before you could come undone for him, he lifted his body up and stayed on his knees on the bed. You looked at him as he opened his belt, and dropped the trousers, kicking them off and onto the floor along with his underwear before coming on top of you and pinning your hands above your head. With one hand, he held you still, and with other, he guided himself to your entrance and with your rapidly given permission, he pushed forward and earned a passionate moan from you.

"Fuck", Elijah breathed out, his voice weaker than a whisper but audible enough for you to hear, and it made you want to come already - Elijah barely cursed and when he did, it was a very special treat. His hips worked hotly into yours, breaking a sweat on Elijah's skin, making you shake and moan in utter pleasure. It didn't take long for you to reach your peak, but before you could feel the bliss and freedom, Elijah grunted in disagreement.

"Don't", he groaned, and started to go faster, building up himself. Only when he was right where you were, he allowed you to come and together, the both of you did. The knots in your lower stomach untied and you closed your eyes again and gasped at the sudden sensational feeling. The sight of you being so blissful made Elijah grunt as he finished himself, moaning your name even when he fell onto the bed, next to you on it.

It took a while for you two to return from the heavens you were sent in, but when you did, Elijah wrapped an arm around you and spoke, "You have Niklaus' blood right now since it healed you, but as soon as it exits your body and I can give you mine, I will turn you, if that is really what you want."

"Yes, 'Lijah. Thank you", you whispered, and kissed him once more.

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someone needs to tell daniel to chill with his face before minttu's heart fails

but on a lighter note

I'M SO GETTING MY TOUCH BACK YOOOO IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE THIS MUCH ON FIRE

oh my god guys i feel the song reference coming i caN'T HOLD IT BACK I MUST

I'M TAKING BACK THE CROOOOOWNNNN

OMG I SOUND SO SELFISH I'M SO SORry i swear i'm not a bad person