1."No, it's really not that complicated. He's a bad person."

2."Ah yes, come in. Close the door behind you."

3."How could you do this to me?"

4."Um, sorry. That one's not for sale."

5."You've got thirty seconds to explain to me what you're doing here."

6."I know this may be hard to believe, but I'm on your side."

7."Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before."

8."I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else."

9."That's the nice thing about telling the truth. You don't have nearly as much to keep track of."

10."Of course we're best friends. No one else would put up with our shenanigans."

11."That's the least of your worries."

12."You look a lot different from your profile picture."

13."Do you trust me?"

14.Haven't tried this on a human yet, but it should be very similar."

15."What? I meant it as a compliment."

16."I can't do this any more." 

17."You think you're so good-looking, but deep down, you're the kind of ugly that even Photoshop can't fix."

18. "I know you did you're best, but it just wasn't enough."

19."Even if I could stop it, I wouldn't."

20. "You have got to see this."

21."Are you just going to keep walking by my house or are you going to come in?"

22."We do things a little differently in the 21rst century."

23. "Dude, it's 3 in the morning."

24."I can't believe I used to think he was attractive."

25."Where are your clothes?"

26."Hi, I'm calling about your ad."

27."I can't believe I'm telling you this."

28."I should have told you this a long time ago."

29."I am only telling the truth when I say that you have not behaved completely as a gentleman in this matter."

30." I thought we were friends!"

31."It's a genetic trait, but it's exceptionally rare."

32."I love you, but I don't even think I know who you really are."

33."She's evil, but she does have a point there."

34. "What makes you think it was an accident."

35."Sorry. You're the first person I've spoken to in 10 years."

36."I don't suppose you've got a blowtorch around here."

37."I know you're here. You might as well show yourself."

38."Why are you helping me?"

39."That's the worst reason I've ever heard to have a baby."

40."I didn't even recognize you!"

41."is it worth breaking your vows over?"

42."I didn't ask to be abducted."

43."That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard."

44."Where did you learn how to do that?"

45."Humility is not one of my many virtues."

46."How can you stand living here."

47."She's young, fertile, and from a good family. What more do you need to know?"

48."Sometimes being a total geek pays off."

49."You don't have the correct paperwork."

50. "I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah."

51."Why is that your password."

52."After we lost you, things just weren't the same."

53."If you were logical you would've killed me already."

54."Well, that could've gone better."

55."You're services are no longer required."

56."I feel like we've met before....."

57."She's in the building."

58."Wow! it's an honor to meet you."

59."You were in a crash. Can you tell me your name."

60."This used to be a great country, but people like you are ruining it."

61."I'm cured. I swear."

62."My chances of living to a ripe old age are unfortunately excellent."

63."Let's face it you don't exactly blend in."

64."Forgive me if I'm misreading things, but do you want to make out?"

65."The next time you shoot a guy, don't do it on national television."

66."we'll need to take a blood sample to be sure."

67."Yes, it's a questionable line of work, but I'm good at it."

69."Well aren't you the cutest little thing."

69."I'd love to help, but I'd like to keep all my body parts in case I need to use them again."

70.I had a lot of experience with death but this time....

71. I never dreamt it would still be standing after all these decades, but then,  if my great aunt's diary is right, this simple weathered cabin was magic

72. A year had passed and it still hurt to walk in this house and not hear his/her voice

73. heartbeats shouldn't be this loud

74. dear diary

75. I didn't expect to be happy about his death

76. Only animals' eyes are supposed to glow at night

77. "Please tell us a little about yourself."

78. "Haven't you ever seen a knife before?"

79. "It'll be here any minute."

80. "Sit down, or else."

So there it is folks. My list of prompts. If you'd like a one shot with one of these prompts put it in the comments with the number and your character. If you have a storyline with your prompt please include it. But be warned I might change your storylines if 1. they aren't appropriate or I feel uncomfortable writing it or 2. I have a different vision for your prompt."

Thanks bye y'all -a_gardner5