"Naruto hurry up and get dressed."

I put on my normal battle gear for today's training. I know he saud not to but I'm hungery man. I gave myself a bowl of rammen. Went on with my day.

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We were waiting at the grounds 7 waiting for kaka-baka. I was playing cards with ducky until a poof of smoke appeared.

"Your late!" Naruto and Sakura Shouted.

While me and ducky kept playing.

"Well a black car crossed my path and I had to take the long way."

"LAIR!"

"Can you for one day not be loud." I asked boredly.

"OK today we're doing a test called the bell test."

'This is going to be easy' I thought.

'Don't underestimate Kakashi he grown stronger than you'

'Shut up maddie.'

Oh wait you don't know the spirt inside me. Is Maddie also known as Maddie hatter. You will learn about her one day or the next chapter now I have to go this is 4th wall breaking.

"You have to take the bell from me." Kakashi said

Naruto went running after Kakashi. Idoit. He was pinned down in almost 5 seconds.

"Well I didn't even say start yet.... so how can I put this I'm starting to like you guys......BEGIN!"

Ducky and candy ran for it. I simplely got up and walk in to a bush.

I can beat Kakashi in a heart beat I just know he wants us to team up. I activated my kawchi no me. (TO let yall know I made it up so) I found Sasuke just sitting there.

Sasuke P.O.V

I was watching Naruto fight Kakashi-sensi. Idoit. I felt someone's watching me I truned around to see the insane person I know
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Naruko.

"What do you want dobe?"

"Nice to see you to ducky? Anyway I got one question......team?"

"No you'll only slow me down."

"Sure I'll slow you down."

She walked away waving her hand lazily.

Naruko P.O.V

"Sakura~" I whispered as if I'm looking for a animal...which I am.

"Come out~"

*VERY LOUD SCREAM*

'I think I found her.'

I ran to her. I think she fainted.

'If she's dead quick slice her throat we might be able to spill her blood still'

' You are mad'

'Thank you'

I walk to her and poked her with a stick.

"Yo, Sakura you dead."

She bit my foot
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HARD

"OW!"

"Huh...Naruko."

"Nope.... John Cena."

( cue John Cena music)

"Look Sakura I don't have time for dis.......team?"

"Ew! Not with you never ever!"

"Ouch pinky that hurt I can't belive you would say than to your old partner brain."

"What?"

I walked off ignoring her.
About five minutes I found a tied up Naruto.

"Hey big bro, I would help but you seem a little tied up.
Anyways....team?" I said pun intended.

"Sorry sis if I ever want to be Hokage I have to do this on my own." Naruto said

'Pfffftttt...the boy can't even make rammen noodles on his own.'

"Naruto you tried to do it alone now look where that got you, but whatever buh-bye."

I went out to the open to see Kakashi reading his book. I would call it perverted but some of its ideas where quite amazing yes I read it gotta problem.

"Ah, ready to fight your majesty?" Kakashi said

"Yhup" popping the 'p'.
I smirked.

"Kakashi-sensi I'm not here to fight physically no no but mentally."

"Well this is going to be intersting."
He put away his book.

"Hmmm....ok
Chapter one the tuff path.
It was me and amaye anniversary and I had to make this day sepcail." (Making this up)

Kakashi P.O.V

She's spoiling the story.

"No no SHUT UP!" I Yelled.

<><>10 minutes later<><>

" We walked into the sunlight. And after that I knew she was the one. The one I would spend the rest of your life with. The end"

Kakashi sat there anime crying.

I took that chance and got the bells.

"Thank you Kakashi ~."

Right after  that the alarm rang. Carp. I gave everyone a bell.
Kakashi came and he look like he wanted to curl up in a  all and stay there.

"Kakashi-sensi you look like Carp! What happened in your fight with Naruko?"
Sakura asked.

"I mentally attacked him."I said with a smirk so cocky Sasuke couldn't get on my level.

"Well seems like you three have a bell.hmmmm.... ok you three will not be going back to the academy."
Naruto and Sasuke had guilty looks except Sakura.

Sasuke P.O.V

'She gave me a bell hmpf.....fan girl.....WAIT! IF SHE IS A FAN GIRL AND GOT ME THE BELL THEN. A FAN GIRL IS STRONGER THAN ME!?! HOW AM I GOING TO FIGHT HIM IF I CAN'T COMPETE WITH A FAN! THAT A GIRL!'

Naruto's P.O.V

'She gave me a bell *sigh* she does know how to make some one gulity.'

Sakura's P.O.V
'YES she gave me a bell now she won't get to be on our team but why do I feel bad at the same time. But SASUKE-KUN.'

Narukos P.O.V

Hmmm....this is boring

'Yo this is boring wanna talk'

'Wanna kill a few people'

I came back to reality because I heard a loud growl.
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It was Naruto's stomach.

"Hungery?"

"Yhup but don't worry about me ill be f-" I cut him off by shoving a large Dango down his throat.

"We can't feed him Naruko."

"Why?"

"Because it's his punishment."

"Why?"

"Because Kakashi-sensi said so?"

"Sakura she's right if we want another shot at this we need help power to be at 100%" Sasuke said

"YOU!" Kakashi said coming out of nowhere

"Hi." Is all I said

"You broke the rules ready for your punishment?"

Then they went on about how there a team and stuff.

"Your one,eh? Hmmmm well then you........pass."

"What?!?"  They sceramed.

Well that was unexpected.

"Ones who break the rules are scum. But the ones who abandoned their friends are worse than scum."

WOOOOOOOO.

"Congratulations You are the frist team to ever passed my test team 7 frist mission starts tomorrow."

Whoop whoop.

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Ummm well that was the bell test sorry for not updating I just had to do alot love ya.